Should there be a subforum on lolcow animals (weirdo animals)? It might be a great autistic addition to the forum.
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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can’t afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they’re fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There’s a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn’t want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother’s anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn’t helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Maximilien
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are the furries and otherkin not enough?
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cybertron
A thread,yes. Not sure about a whole subforum.
I would like Leptonychotes weddellii (also known as weddell seals) to be blacklisted from this hypothetical subforum.
Maximilien
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is this discord server still public? wouldn't mind joining if it is
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People have been wanting more content on the forum. I am going to focus on developing a separate subforum (China Subforum which will include all of China - Mainland China, Taiwan, Hong Kong) since there will be plenty of news and drama coming out of this area. Yes lolcows are great don't get me wrong. But I have a thirst for developing more news and political affairs content for news-spergs who are attracted to this sort of material. This is just me though.
I just spent almost an hour fucking around with the colors for the UI.X theme to make it look nice. This is now the default theme. @OnionNull please, please do not make any changes to the colors unless you absolutely have to, because it took a lot of trial and error to get them right.
Sorry was not aware of this.
Your effort is appreciated. Now it matches the colors of the mascot.
No worries, I just wanted to tag you here since you've tweaked the default theme a few times recently.
That's what I was going for!
RoseaPanthera
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Looks nice and the color scheme is alright (although I would prefer the lighter purple contrast to be above the darker purple).
That Mario Guy
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Good work, it doesn’t make me want to play with trains anymore.
Lovin the purple theme, easier on the eyes too.
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cybertron
The new color scheme is absolutely beautiful. Never change it back.
You can always switch back to the default Xenforo theme.
How do i do that?... i want the blue and white one.
That one is gone.
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