Q: How many Microsoft support technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Your request ID is 81729141. We've forwarded your computer specifications on to the QA team. Have a nice day!
Q: How many Microsoft QA testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What? We just confirmed that the light bulb doesn't light up, it's not our problem anymore. Go ask the engineers.
Q: How many Microsoft software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'm getting errors just trying to compile this. Something about the Win32LightSwitchHandleFactory class? I dunno, I didn't write any of this shit. Go bug the API devs.
Q: How many Microsoft API developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not our issue, that's a hardware problem. You want to be talking to Hardware.
Q: How many Microsoft hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Do we even support light bulbs? I'm not seeing our stamp of certification on the product packaging. Go check with sales.
Q: How many Microsoft sales managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Introducing Darkness™, the new standard from Microsoft!