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Muh Autism The Sperg Pit
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You're treading on dangerous ground my lad.
I did genuinely have to give the hound ear drops though, he rolls around in the sand too much and staffies get skin irritations at the drop of a hat
Are you uncircumcised? Because I'm circumcised and I'm looking for someone to dock with.
I'll tell you what I'm going to get up and go to the bathroom, and if you're interested wait 5 minutes and then follow me in there. Bring foreskin.
Staff never got back to me 
I'm married so we'll have to avoid making eye contact.
It's not adultery it's just experimentation.
And it's not gay if we're doing it for science.
So all in all I think we're in the clear.
I want a handy with those chubby soft hands, and then stick your sausage finger right in my pisshole just before I cum
Let's have gay sex for research purposes and call it a science experiment. We won't make eye contact and we'll say no homo at the end. We also have to say it each time we make out or hold hands and twice if both at the same time.
Okay but let's get one thing straight here going into this: IM THE CHICK. NON NEGOTIABLE.
Reason: Wait, oh shi-
If that means you're gonna want to talk about feelings afterwards then I'm out
No one gives a shit about muh KF lingo, retard. Literally everything they say was aped from 4chan and elsewhere.
Despite being a seething dipshit, you've clearly internalized their propaganda to the point you think it matters. Why don't you just go home and try to blend in instead of embarrassing everyone here with your dogshit takes that frequently get screenshot and featured in their Onion thread?
want to see your own hypocrisy here?
Reason: My takes are fire
I am a kang of this shitpost game 
Little chink monkey people cannot stop catching the L
Little chink monkey people cannot stop catching the L
@universe adventurer
I am undefeated. I am a retarded gorilla nigger, hopped up on Mountain Dew and moonshine. I'm a stupid notherfucker that forgot where the stop button was years ago. The only thing that slows my roll is finding something not funny and I am easily entertained. I drop elbows, I smoke ells just as quick as I hand them out. I will fuck you in the ass, punk ass China boy. When they lock me up for it, I'll stay in training while doing my bid. And the day they let me out, I'll split your cheeks again. Because I'm stupid like that
I am undefeated. I am a retarded gorilla nigger, hopped up on Mountain Dew and moonshine. I'm a stupid notherfucker that forgot where the stop button was years ago. The only thing that slows my roll is finding something not funny and I am easily entertained. I drop elbows, I smoke ells just as quick as I hand them out. I will fuck you in the ass, punk ass China boy. When they lock me up for it, I'll stay in training while doing my bid. And the day they let me out, I'll split your cheeks again. Because I'm stupid like that
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