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Essentially none. In fact, he lets them make shit up when it benefits him.

I remember somebody saying that he's converting all crypto donations (from the fund site) into cash that he then donates to the fund. I pointed out how illegal that sounds and a bunch of people said no way, Hardin is a super smart lawyer and everything they're doing is legal, and @Null is totally converting the crypto to cash and donating it to the fund and definitely not putting it in his own pocket.

@Null has never said anything about him doing this by the way. In fact, he made it painfully clear at the beginning that all crypto donations will go straight into his pocket, period, and that he cannot legally accept crypto donations to the fund because it's an IOLTA. Of course, he did this to legally cover his ass. It did not stop people from sending him crypto. I'm 100% sure he knew this would be the case.

The group thought what it wanted to think, apparently. But what do Jews know about laws and money, anyway?
Remember how Josh fabricated some autistic story about how Keemstar and Boogie2988 planned the whole "Boogie lied about cancer" episode 2 years in advance as part of some elaborate scheme to get Metokur back his channel monetization?
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Crazy right? But, let's do one better: I'd say It is far more likely that Josh fabricated the entire KF vs Epik episode as part of some elaborate scheme to get his own paypigs to throw money at him.

I mean, fair's fair, right? If Josh gets to make up autistic explanations for why people he hates get paid, why not vice versa?
 
So like just out of curiosity I am just trying to put some semblance of a Lidl personality together but all I can come up with is: TERF, more aggressive than other TERFs. Lidl seems to lack even the spicy little things that make/made your Justa Grata Honorias or your Android Raptors bizarrely fascinating.

To paraphase The Limey "Lidl isn't specific enough to be a person they're more like a vibe"
 
So like just out of curiosity I am just trying to put some semblance of a Lidl personality together but all I can come up with is: TERF, more aggressive than other TERFs. Lidl seems to lack even the spicy little things that make/made your Justa Grata Honorias or your Android Raptors bizarrely fascinating.

To paraphase The Limey "Lidl isn't specific enough to be a person they're more like a vibe"
Ill give you a couple more: Belgian but cant speak French and likes horses, claims to have owned at least one in the past.
 
So like just out of curiosity I am just trying to put some semblance of a Lidl personality together but all I can come up with is: TERF, more aggressive than other TERFs. Lidl seems to lack even the spicy little things that make/made your Justa Grata Honorias or your Android Raptors bizarrely fascinating.
As others have pointed out, Lidl hates men in terms of generalities or personalities that exist within Kiwi Farms.

The women on KF usually hate men by taking a specific man they met irl and had a bad experience with and projecting their behavior onto all men.

Lidl has no lived experiences to do this with because Lidl is not a real person.
 
Ill give you a couple more: Belgian but cant speak French and likes horses, claims to have owned at least one in the past.
And yet Lidl seems to be very ignorant of the entire process of breeding animals, strange. Can't think of one horse girl who didn't spend their entire life knowing even the fucking gaits that each specific breed of horse had. Fuck, the breeding stuff was horse girl 101 and most of them I know have attended at least one birth.

We're supposed to believe Lidl has no idea how and when mammals produce milk despite previously owning livestock yeah right nigga
 
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Lidl hates men in terms of generalities or personalities that exist within Kiwi Farms.
From what I've seen, this is really how any user is meant to fall into Josh's good graces. Just think, feel, hear, smell, and touch lolcows every day. Make it your entire world. Then, project, project, project. Every bad person is some variation of Ethan Ralph or Nick Rekeita or Dick Masterson, etc. And they're all pedophiles because, by some strange logic, everyone who Josh hates is a pedophile.
 
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Belgian but cant speak French
this is one the biggest tells IMHO
on all of my years on the internet ive never known a non-english person to not use their mother language at least a little and lidl never speaks anything but English and seems to know Wikipedia amounts of information about belgium/europe. ive seen users in chat try and ask lidl specific questions about belgium and lidl either ignores or the answer is significantly delayed like lidl had to look it up.
it was mentioned somewhere in this thread that something relevant to the manhate thread occured in Belgium and a different BPHag posted it.
you would think that a woman living in belgium would know about misogynistic things happening in their country instead of scraping bottom of the barrel ragebait from reddit and twitter feeds.
 
this is one the biggest tells IMHO
on all of my years on the internet ive never known a non-english person to not use their mother language at least a little and lidl never speaks anything but English and seems to know Wikipedia amounts of information about belgium/europe. ive seen users in chat try and ask lidl specific questions about belgium and lidl either ignores or the answer is significantly delayed like lidl had to look it up.
it was mentioned somewhere in this thread that something relevant to the manhate thread occured in Belgium and a different BPHag posted it.
you would think that a woman living in belgium would know about misogynistic things happening in their country instead of scraping bottom of the barrel ragebait from reddit and twitter feeds.
Lidl has none of the common grammar mistakes that frenchies tend to have either which would shine through even if they were only using english.
 
OK now I KNOW Josh is Lidl.
I don't think Josh is Lidl. When I was on the forum Lidl celebrated a temporary ban I received as if it was permanent. Lidl is probably some overweight radfem who's using the power of the pussy to make Josh to do what she wants.

Seen it a million times on discord. Nothing new under the sun.

Josh is socially retarded so he doesn't notice it. He likely legitimately thinks he's attractive.
 
Come to think of it if Lidl previously owned a horse they would presumably know people who knew about husbandry and shit why would they need to ask Kiwi Farms of all places for advice? Shit ain't adding up.
 
A lot of her poor English just matches nulls inability to spell check
A compilation of all her spelling mistakes would be funny to see.

Josh is socially retarded so he doesn't notice it. He likely legitimately thinks he's attractive.
Even if he did notice, he wouldn't say so because he needs to maintain the facade that he doesn't care about what other people say to/about him.

I think she is an oldfag from spinster.xyz and she is useful insofar as she is a female who enables his retarded takes on women. Josh likes his toys. That is why he keeps oldfags like Hollywood Hulk Hogan around regardless of the fact that he has also banned gimmick accounts. That is why he kept Android Raptor around until BPGoonerGate happened. Everyone else is a, "Do I know you!?" to him.
 
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I don't think Josh is Lidl. When I was on the forum Lidl celebrated a temporary ban I received as if it was permanent.
This just in people never lie on the internet

Here is lidl moments after a user got banned for being a "Blobby" @Home Depot Bucket sock
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yes 'odd' it got jannied so quickly 🙄

Apparently there exists a thread in the Paypiggy forum where they T&H can ask mods why people were banned. I got sent this by a T&H user before they got the ban hammer for upsetting lidl.

Lidl knowing the reason why someone got banned
@VAIDS Victim
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Someone points out the obvious weirdness that lidl knows this
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Lidl knowing the reason why someone got banned
@VAIDS Victim
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Someone points out the obvious weirdness that lidl knows this
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I don't have a sock, I had an older account called Daughter of Cernunnos that I got sick of and abandoned because null was sick of me changing my name. Had one older account I also abandoned because I got bored in probably 2015 called The Somber (Desolate Winds). My ban message said nothing about me being a sock:
banmessage.pngI stopped thumbnailing a few posts in the Wuhan coronavirus thread before getting banned because images were broken and not enlarging and you couldn't see them well. Everything was so broken.
I wanna know whose sock he thinks I am. Maybe someone showed him my previous post here where I mentioned my old accounts. I really don't think it's socking to tire of and shed accounts over many years. I did use the site from 2015-2024.
 
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Apparently there exists a thread in the Paypiggy forum where they T&H can ask mods why people were banned. I got sent this by a T&H user before they got the ban hammer for upsetting lidl.

Lidl knowing the reason why someone got banned
Very strange indeed. If not Josh then she is definitely in some kind of communication with him or with mods. Or she's the sock of another mod. I don't see any other reason why she would be privy to all this information. And if it's not Josh then he is certainly just standing by letting it happen.
 
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This just in people never lie on the internet

Here is lidl moments after a user got banned for being a "Blobby" @Home Depot Bucket sock
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yes 'odd' it got jannied so quickly 🙄

Apparently there exists a thread in the Paypiggy forum where they T&H can ask mods why people were banned. I got sent this by a T&H user before they got the ban hammer for upsetting lidl.

Lidl knowing the reason why someone got banned
@VAIDS Victim
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Someone points out the obvious weirdness that lidl knows this
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@KampungBoy Lidl forgot to switch with his real account: null.
 
Another prime example as to how Lidl is either a Null puppet or is simply channeling his sentiments by projecting a hatred of Ethan Ralph onto "many men."

Like I mentioned previously, Null is under the inane assumption that Ethan Ralph represents a demographic. Because all Null does on his website and on his stream is eat, sleep, and breathe lolcows. Because he hates Ethan Ralph so much, he projects Ethan's face on anyone else who he considers is a bad person. Lidl's tendency to do the same is why it's easy and may even be appropriate to say she's just a sock puppet.

This is myopic. It is egocentric. Plain and simple. Nick Rekeita was spot on when he said that Josh is absolutely incapable of looking at the world through any other perspective other than his own.

Note also the way she talks about men is basically her writing her own fanfiction as a basis for what motivates "many men." Note even the descriptor "many" which entails she isn't actually tying herself to this opinion. She claims no stats, no demographics, nothing of any substance. Just "many men." This is what I meant before when I said it's a generality which really only deserves an "opinion discarded" type of response.

By the way, it's really easy to do this. If you see a story about a woman doing something wrong, just invent your own fanfiction that falls in line with your own myopic perception of the world. Take that singular woman who did "bad thing" assign it to "many women" so you don't have to tie yourself to anything you say. Like this:

"Many women lie and cheat because they know they can get away with it by saying they're on their period and are not in control of their actions. They are usually women who feel inferior to other women (like Pantsu for example) so they take out all their wild emotional frustrations on everyone around them simply because it is that time of the month and women don't even think logically anyway. There's a reason women end up stabbing their husbands or boyfriends with kitchen knives or some other deadly implement and that's just because women go berserk whenever they're constantly enabled by society to act like deranged lunatics and never have to be held accountable for their actions.

A lot of woman are also spiritually lesbians. They hate men, they don't ever fall in love with men, but they still have sexual urges and so they often sleep around as much as they can and seek out dykes or black dudes in particular because they can hit and quit without a guilty conscience. These women are very racist, but they're in denial because we live in a society. Sometimes the dykes and black dudes will abuse them too, which these women actually enjoy because these women secretly believe they ought to be punished for misbehaving. These women are masochists and need psychological intervention. It's sad how many men don't realize this is the way these women are and often involve themselves in these relationships expecting the woman wants actual purpose in her life when all she wants is sex, money, and drugs."


See? I didn't have to research anything or actually put any amount of thought or effort into any of that. I just wrote a fanfiction that appeals to a "woman bad; men good" archetype. All men in the room, please clap.

But what Lidl is doing here is basically the same as PLing through generalities. Here's what I mean:
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Minus the PLing, this is essentially no different from Lidl's fanfiction. It is more and more of this projection of one's own life experience into a "women good; men bad" narrative. And, at the very tail end of it is this "moral of the story" thing that is just begging for a fight.

Again, this is also what Josh does. He sets up his own "argument" using anecdotes from lolcows, vague generalities, and then cuts off any discussion with, "This is how it is and you're a retard if you disagree and I will ban you if you @ me."
I agree with this sentiment. There have been many occasions where she's revealed her own secrets through vague generalities. One of them was 'I'll have to to find it,' where she was posting about men lasting too long in bed because they masturbate incessantly, and that she wanted to find a porn-free boyfriend who hasn't spent time masturbating to porn. On its own, this doesn't appear to be much. However, in retrospect, a lot of women hate pornography, doubly so if they catch their men enjoying it. To me, this post always seemed to have a sense of personal projection. There have been a few other posts she's had like this that seem to have a personal experience behind them.".
 
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