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I am still unsure why some posts were reading "yesterday" thought. I haven't seen that replicated yet. It's like the forum created a whole mini day lasting like 5 hours and then moved on to the next one which doesn't really make sense even if the dates aren't displaying correctly. The forum shold still work on a 24hr cycle unless Null has messed with that too.
Maybe the system clock of the server is/was wrong?

I mean, it shouldn't be, ever, for any reason, given the pretty much universal use of NTP. But this is donutboy we're talking about, so anything is possible.
 
Yeah see here the tuesday posts now display as wednesday but you can see the 4:38pm post comes AFTER the 8:37 post.

It's not just that the post time was displaying incorrectly it's that the post was moved ahead a whole day.
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Yeah see here the tuesday posts now display as wednesday but you can see the 4:38pm post comes AFTER the 8:37 post.

It's not just that the post time was displaying incorrectly it's that the post was moved ahead a whole day.
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I think I realized what it is. For whatever reason, the "day" part of the date isn't synced to the local time you have anymore. it's synced to EST (Florida time).
 
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I'm seeing a discontinuity where it's Tuesday night at 11:55pm. and then it's... Tuesday morning at 12:01am? The reply numbers are sequential, even the post IDs have proper chronology.
I'm going to go looking around his site to see if there's other time clock problems.
So what's more embarassing: having to edit the timestamps on your posts to hide the fact that you're LARPing as your own girlfriend, or pretending to be some kind of elite sysadmin but your website is so broken and shits itself so often that the timestamps are all over the place and change for no real reason.
Being Josh is definitely the most embarrassing thing about him - just being himself.
So what's more embarassing: having to edit the timestamps on your posts to hide the fact that you're LARPing as your own girlfriend, or pretending to be some kind of elite sysadmin but your website is so broken and shits itself so often that the timestamps are all over the place and change for no real reason.
I don't think there's a single part of his website that he hasn't messed up in one way or another. I'm now getting alerts for random threads that I've never interacted with before.
So Null DID visit or move to Florida and he has been lying to us all along
Well, now that's an interesting thought, because there's more evidence of that than anything else. Given the proxy war that the US is waging with Russia, isn't it a little strange that he claims he's still living there? It's not very welcoming to Americans right now.
https://travel.state.gov/content/tr....html#:~:text=Russia - Level 4: Do Not Travel
 
More paladin boo seething

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These last two were particularly true.
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Null doesn't have to worry about PaladinBoo because all she does is bellyache and cry, however, I would strongly suggest Null keep Justa Greta Hororia sweet and cater to her as much as he can, I feel like she could do him a lot of damage.
 
Null doesn't have to worry about PaladinBoo because all she does is bellyache and cry, however, I would strongly suggest Null keep Justa Greta Hororia sweet and cater to her as much as he can, I feel like she could do him a lot of damage.
You know what, now that I think about it...yeah he should just keep her fat ass around just to hurt him more until he breaks and he shuts down the site forever
 
She upset cause paladinboo was talking about her
Lidlerip hates her, I honestly think she influenced Josh to permanently ban her.
Null doesn't have to worry about PaladinBoo because all she does is bellyache and cry, however, I would strongly suggest Null keep Justa Greta Hororia sweet and cater to her as much as he can, I feel like she could do him a lot of damage.
Greta is fat sexual predator, that's very unstable mentally.
 
Further adventures of lidl drip in Lack Of Self Awareness Land...
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Could be talking about the majority of Kwiffar. Sitting in discord all day... with nonces (inc "Ironic Internet Nonces"), pretending the obsessing over people you've never met... is in fact some kind of noble quest... and not just transference. Aren't the BP Hags just E-lame, but a few years older?
 
Further adventures of lidl drip in Lack Of Self Awareness Land...
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Could be talking about the majority of Kwiffar. Sitting in discord all day... with nonces (inc "Ironic Internet Nonces"), pretending the obsessing over people you've never met... is in fact some kind of noble quest... and not just transference. Aren't the BP Hags just E-lame, but a few years older?
Elaine can see her own feet.
 
What do you mean? Theyre the same person
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Okay Josh, your last real job was working Whataburger. Youre also over 300lbs and moaning about not being able to stop shovelling food into your snout.
But yeah military men are the real cucks, amirite fatty hippos of the BP?
NNotice that this is basically picking up where Josh left off on the rant where he complained about working out and staying healthy?

He's feeling especially physically insecure and slaping down on some scrotes via Lidl is just Josh's way of coping about being a fat little piggy who couldn't do a day of hard work if his life depended on it.
 
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