Not a horrible looking young man by any means, you just gotta work on your personality my son.
Take this wisdom from a lifelong old grumpy asshole, the ladies don't like it when you talk about eating cereal out of their assholes.
Well... not until you marry them at least... I think that's what happens on honeymoons, I've never been married. Got a decent rod on me and I can eat pussy like I'm starving and it's the first food I've seen in week's, dont even get me started on my foreplay game. But I'm just so damn grumpy...
Wait what the fuck was I talking about?