Welcome to the Onion Farms Kitchen! 🍳

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We’re thrilled to welcome you to our new thread, the Onion Farms Kitchen. This space is dedicated to sharing our love for food, recipes, and cooking tips. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just starting to explore the culinary world, we invite you to join us in this delicious adventure!
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[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Dell Plez's finger lickin crock pot chicken

Start with your favorite kind of chicken (I'm a tenderloin and boneless skinless thighs kinda guy myself)

Slather the chicken in olive oil. Olive oil makes everything better. I learned that from dating a Greek girl and I stand by it. Let it soak in for about 10 minutes.

Start with your hot sauce. I use Frank's hot sauce because I like to taste my hot sauce, but you can use something a little hotter if you're a fucking sadist.

Add 5 tablespoons of honey and 1 tablespoon of lime juice (or half a freshly squeezed lime if you're going for the gusto) with a splash of olive oil. Whisk it with a generous helping of hot sauce. Personal preference on how much but just between you and me I like to fucking drown my chicken in that shit.

Slather the bottom of the crockpot. Add chicken. Use your hands and massage that beautiful hot sauce elixir all over the chicken. Make sure you have plenty on the top of the crock pot and plenty of the bottom. You want to really cook it into the chicken.

Cook on high for 3-4 hours, or even better on low for 5-6 hours.

Makes 2-3 pounds of chicken. You can add a ranch packet if you're a sick fuck, but I don't recommend it.

Bon appétit!

 

[kiwifails]

https://www.copperriverseafoods.com/alaska-cod-smoked-salmon-chowder/

 

[fakenews]

Creamy Hamburger Noodle Casserole

Ingredients:

1 pound ground beef
1 cup egg noodles
1 can (15 oz) whole kernel corn, drained
1 can (10.5 oz) cream of mushroom soup
1/2 cup milk
Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions:

1. Cook the noodles: Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Cook the egg noodles according to package instructions until they're tender. Drain and set aside.

2. Brown the ground beef: In a large skillet, cook the ground beef over medium-high heat, breaking it up with a spoon as it cooks, until it's no longer pink, about 5-7 minutes. Drain excess fat.

3. Add corn and soup: Stir in the canned corn and cream of mushroom soup. Cook for 1-2 minutes, until the soup is well combined with the ground beef.

4. Combine with noodles: In a large mixing bowl, combine the cooked noodles, ground beef mixture, and milk. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

5. Transfer to a baking dish: Transfer the mixture to a 9x13 inch baking dish.

6. Bake: Bake in a preheated oven at 350°F (180°C) for 25-30 minutes, or until the casserole is hot and the flavors are well combined.

7. Serve: Serve hot and enjoy!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Some favorite recipes:



Pate of Girl's Liver



1 young girl's liver 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1- 1/2 lbs chopped shoulder meat 3 oz Cognac 1 small onion 4 whole eggs 1 clove garlic 1 tablespoon salt 1 teaspoon sage 1/2 teaspoon ground pepper



Coarse grind all meats and mix with remaining ingredients. place formed in a loaf in a covered cassorole dish and bake for 2 1/2 hours at 350 deg F. Cool and serve with unsalted crakers and caviar.



Breast with Red Wine



One moderate size girl's breast 2 tablespoons butter 2 cans tomato pieces 2 cups small pearl onions 4 carrots, sliced 2 stalks celery cut in large pieces 2 cups red wine 2 cloves garlic, halved 1/2 tsp whole black peppercorns 1 pinch ea Majoram & thyme 1 bay leaf 2 Tablespoons melted butter salt to taste 1 cup girl meat drippings and broth



Quickly braise the breast in butter in a frying pan, just enough to slightly brown. Place the breast in a covered roaster and pour the broth and wine over it. Add tomatoes, onions, celery, carrots and the seasonings to the roaster and cover. Roast at 350 deg F, basting occasionally until done, about 1 1/2 to 2 hours. Serve the breast on a platter diagonally sliced with the vegetables. Serve the broth like a gravy to be poured over the meat as eaten.



Sliced Heart in Burgundy Sauce



One girl's heart, sliced 1 cup sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 cup burgundy wine 1/2 cup girl meat drippings and broth salt and pepper to taste flour for thickening



Braised the sliced heart and mushrooms in a pan with girl meat drippings, butter, and onions. Add the wine and stir together with the broth. Add the salt and pepper and add small amounts of flour to thicken sauce just slightly. Serve very hot.

 

[fakenews]

Some favorite recipes:



Pate of Girl's Liver



1 young girl's liver 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1- 1/2 lbs chopped shoulder meat 3 oz Cognac 1 small onion 4 whole eggs 1 clove garlic 1 tablespoon salt 1 teaspoon sage 1/2 teaspoon ground pepper



Coarse grind all meats and mix with remaining ingredients. place formed in a loaf in a covered cassorole dish and bake for 2 1/2 hours at 350 deg F. Cool and serve with unsalted crakers and caviar.



Breast with Red Wine



One moderate size girl's breast 2 tablespoons butter 2 cans tomato pieces 2 cups small pearl onions 4 carrots, sliced 2 stalks celery cut in large pieces 2 cups red wine 2 cloves garlic, halved 1/2 tsp whole black peppercorns 1 pinch ea Majoram & thyme 1 bay leaf 2 Tablespoons melted butter salt to taste 1 cup girl meat drippings and broth



Quickly braise the breast in butter in a frying pan, just enough to slightly brown. Place the breast in a covered roaster and pour the broth and wine over it. Add tomatoes, onions, celery, carrots and the seasonings to the roaster and cover. Roast at 350 deg F, basting occasionally until done, about 1 1/2 to 2 hours. Serve the breast on a platter diagonally sliced with the vegetables. Serve the broth like a gravy to be poured over the meat as eaten.



Sliced Heart in Burgundy Sauce



One girl's heart, sliced 1 cup sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 cup burgundy wine 1/2 cup girl meat drippings and broth salt and pepper to taste flour for thickening



Braised the sliced heart and mushrooms in a pan with girl meat drippings, butter, and onions. Add the wine and stir together with the broth. Add the salt and pepper and add small amounts of flour to thicken sauce just slightly. Serve very hot.

Let me just tuck this in the back of my recipe box next to my other non-existent cannibalism recipes.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Let me just tuck this in the back of my recipe box next to my other non-existent cannibalism recipes.

Some tips on dresing/butchering:







If the girl is to be cooked alive, she should be given several enemas and fed only water for at least 1-2 days. She should be flushed out thoroughly (through both her anus and her uretha), all her body hair removed completely (except her head hair, if the head is to be used for decoration), and the body washed down completely. Before starting, a pain killer should be administed (Marijuana or liqour is often effective). With a very sharp knife, carefully open her belly from just above her vagina to her sternum not slicing too deep. Lay open the incision and cauterize immediately, Then lift out her guts and cut each organ off, cauterizing the wound, being careful to leave her heart and lungs untouched and undamaged. If you touch her heart, it may flutter slightly, but will continue to beat you take care not to hurt it. Arteries & veins are a major problem, so be careful not to cut them if they are leading to or from the heart, brain, or lungs. You may decide to leave the uterus intact as this can be stuffed. Rinse out the body cavity with clean water, rub the inside with butter and herbs. Core out the anus and stitch shut, Stuff her belly if desired with stuffing mix, and sew the incision shut. The girl will live longer while being cooked if she is stuffed as the stuffing will keep her heart from cooking too soon. Basting the body frequently will serve two uses, the meats will be more flavorful and juicy and she will live longer. Weigh her after gutting and stuffing and calculate her cooking time by the following rule - Barbeque 15-20 minutes per pound, and Oven roast @375 degrees for 25-30 minutes per pound. Few girls will live longer than 1 hour while cooking since she will die as soon as her heart starts to cook.







If the girl is to be butchered, flush her intestines and bladder out as decribed before, then kill her quickly by beheading or if she has been hanged, cut her head off as well. Hang her body up by the feet and let all the blood drain out before proceeding. If she is to be skinned prior to butchering, start at the neck and slice a thin cut down to the anus and continue down the backs of both legs. Another cut should bemade from the neck down each arm. Chop off both feet and hands (these are good for soups). Carefully peel the skin from the body and turn over continuing on the other side. Leave the nipples on the skin as the breasts are peeled. The vagina will have to be carefully peeled and a small cut made to disconnect the skin on the inside of her vagina. Wash the skin carefully prior to beginning the tanning process. The leather produced from young girls is exquisitely soft if treated correctly.







Next slit her belly open from her sternum to 2-4" above her vagina. Remove all her guts and organs, setting aside the heart, liver and kidneys. If you plan to use any parts for sausages, thouroughly clean out the intestines and set aside. Taking a large cleaver, lay the body chest down and split the body into two parts, using the backbone as the guide. Chop the neck into soup bones. Turn the body back over and split the rib cage in two in the center. Cut the belly meats off first and then using the cleaver again cut the upper body off at waist level. Cut the vagina off complete with the pubic bone and the 2-4" of surrounding meat. Then split the lower body into two parts for the final butchering, it being easier to handle in smaller parts. In smaller girls it is best to chop off both legs at the hip joint and knees to cook those parts whole. The thigh can be left in roasts, bone in hams, or sliced into steaks. The buttocks will make two beautiful rump roasts or can also be sliced into steaks. Laying the chest sides flat, breasts up. first slice the breasts off close to the rib bones and set aside. There should still be some nipple meat if she has been skinned carefully. Next chop off the racks of short ribs and Prime Rib Roasts. Next remove all remaining meats from her bones, the brisket from her upper chest muscles, Steaks & roasts from her back muscles, and stew meats from her arms and lower legs. any remaining meats should be ground into sausages or hamburger. A typical teen girl 5'4", 125 lbs when live will produce close to 60 lbs of useable meats, organs, and sausages.

 

[kiwifails]

Chocolate chip banana bread

 

[AVMC]

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https://chefshamy.com/recipes/garlic-roasted-red-onions/

Garlic Roasted Red Onions​

Ingredients​

• 4 red onions, halved
• 6 T Chef Shamy Garlic Butter
• ½ bunch fresh thyme
• Salt and pepper

Directions​

• Preheat oven to 350° F.
• Place the onions, cut side up, into a 9×13 baking dish. Brush generously with melted Garlic Butter. Garnish with 2 T of fresh thyme leaves and salt and pepper to taste.
• Roast in the oven at 350° F for 45-60 minutes, or until caramelized and just soft.
• Garnish with the rest of the thyme, and serve as a side or mix in.

it has both onions and garlic ! yum

 

[kiwifails]

 

[DollDoll is verified member.]

I like to make cheap foods extra, I don't always have a lot of funds to make impressive meals all the time even though I do love to cook and have shown off foods I've made in the past - but it's nice spending some extra time on a meal even if it's something as cheap as a pack of ramen noodles, just to make it taste better and more enjoyable to eat.

 

[kiwifails]

I like to make cheap foods extra, I don't always have a lot of funds to make impressive meals all the time even though I do love to cook and have shown off foods I've made in the past - but it's nice spending some extra time on a meal even if it's something as cheap as a pack of ramen noodles, just to make it taste better and more enjoyable to eat.