Muh Autism The Sperg Pit

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Thanks for the compliment.
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I'm starting to enjoy your company.

Have some Hathaway:

 

[Moist]

Fatta getting upset the scissorfest is being disturbed

Give her a broom Joselyn, she's earned it

 

[Kan]

I'm starting to enjoy your company.

Have some Hathaway:

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Everytime I hear her name, I think of three things (thanks to many other things):
1.The fact that she played Jewel in the Rio Duology.
2.The fact that she played Red Riding Hood in the original Hoodwinked (she got replaced by Hayden Panettiere in the sequel).
3.Someone at some point comparing Anne Hathaway’s performance in Les Misérables to Leonardo DiCaprio’s superior performance in Wolf Of Wall Street. (The latter movie is equally long as it is equally funny as fuck.)
I believe someone made that comparison in the comments of this video:

 

[Kan]

Fatta getting upset the scissorfest is being disturbed
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Give her a broom Joselyn, she's earned it

Bro, how bad would that troll even be at that point?

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Everytime I hear her name, I think of three things (thanks to many other things):
1.The fact that she played Jewel in the Rio Duology.
2.The fact that she played Red Riding Hood in the original Hoodwinked (she got replaced by Hayden Panettiere in the sequel).
3.Someone at some point comparing Anne Hathaway’s performance in Les Misérables to Leonardo DiCaprio’s superior performance in Wolf Of Wall Street. (The latter movie is equally long as it is equally funny as fuck.)
I believe someone made that comparison in the comments of this video:

I think the only movie I've ever seen of hers was dark knight rises. I'm only a fan because she's fuckable and for some reason like 10 years ago the internet despised her for no reason, and that's funny to me.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

It's completely obvious with the thinly veiled inside jokes to me exactly who this is

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Looks like I need to step in with the pruning shears.

Looks like you need to shut the hell up and get a job, janny

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

*Closeted homosexual mumbling*

You're unfunny, Transpa

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

You're unfunny, Transpa

Well, I think you're pretty funny. Example:

"I want to be your friend bro "

"DO YOU NOT THINK I'M A PERSON??? "

"You went really below the mother fuckin belt bro "

"When is there ever a point that I can be GENUINE? "

"I wanna be cool with you bro "

(Threema rant)

"Empressa? (Not sure of the name) is literally a pedophile. He's trash "

"I'm NICE (forced sad laughter)"

"I've been trying to do this for SIX FUCKIN MONTHS "

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

So whens the next time I'm going to get another long winded sound bite of you coming crawling back to me begging to be friends again?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

So whens the next time I'm going to get another long winded sound bite of you coming crawling back to me begging to be friends again?

Oh imagine you'll be getting shit faced and sending some interesting things (again) before me
Your resolve not to get obliterated every other day is about as strong as your resolve not to read messages from people you've block, Gays From Chicago

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Oh imagine you'll be getting shit faced and sending some interesting things (again) before me
Your resolve not to get obliterated every other day is about as strong as your resolve not to read messages from people you've block, Gays From Chicago

That's only because I can't block you yet. But don't worry Ken's working on something, and I'll never have to deal with you again.

Also for what it's worth I've never even been to Chicago. Nothing I told you about me was the truth. It's because I never trusted you.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

That's only because I can't block you yet. But don't worry Ken's working on something, and I'll never have to deal with you again.

>Ken's working on something

And that's nice. Good thing it's such a laborious process to make a sock here otherwise you'd be in for a long game of whack-a-mole

Nothing I told you about me was the truth

See, the thing is, I'd believe you were spinning an epic backstory if all those interesting details weren't revealed when you were a couple shots away from alcohol poisoning. Coupled with all the posts you made on OnA where the details match
For example, when you said you had oral sex with a tranny, the lie detector determined...you were telling the truth!

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

>Ken's working on something

And that's nice. Good thing it's such a laborious process to make a sock here otherwise you'd be in for a long game of Chicago

See, the thing is, I'd believe you were spinning an epic backstory if all those interesting details weren't revealed when you were a couple shots away from alcohol poisoning. Coupled with all the posts you made on OnA where the details match
For example, when you said you had oral sex with a tranny, the lie detector determined...you were telling the truth!
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You're so cute when you grasp at straws. You keep playing detective, bud. I'm sure you'll "figure out" more stuff about me.

And by the way the whole tranny thing was to add to my story about how I "spent time in prison" big time meth dealer just like my army service.

I was binge watching Oz again that month and wanted to see how outrageous I could be. Just remember this, I hold you in the same regard intellectually that I do people on that old forum I was on, and they were so stupid that they thought my name really was fucking Nero for 3 years.

I convinced them I was Spanish, a Canadian from Quebec, from Pennsylvania, Minnesota and Iowa. Could've fooled them even further had I not gotten utterly irritated with it.

But there's a difference between this forum and that one. That one actually had about a dozen people that I hated with a passion. I like pretty much everyone on this forum. And I don't even hate you dude, I just see you for the pathetic fucking loser you are... Just like everyone else on this forum does.

You're here because you have nowhere else to go. You wore out your welcome and Ken is letting you stay here out of fucking PITY.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

@Time 4 Guillotines

You just do me a favor and never forget two things:

1 Fucking NOBODY takes you seriously dude. Everyone thinks you're a joke. You're a bum who lives in a storage unit who couldn't even get a fat girl who worked at McDonald's to give him free french fries let alone hang out with him and give him pussy, you hodunk hillbilly accent juggalo white trash mother fucker.

2 and more importantly the only fucking reason that you are still on this message board is because you are the token example where Ken can point you and go "I didn't ban this retard so I'm not like null"

That's the only reason your unlikable, pathetic, stupid, sock account ass is still here... So Ken can feel good about himself for not booting your ass off this message board.

Have fun over at the OnA message boards too. I saw that you signed up the other day. I give It 2 months before they realize what an empty headed dumb fuck ass kisser you are and rip you until you leave.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

lmao
This has just become a gossip thread even when its on topic, mod of this thread gave up on archiving this ages ago and there's nothing being posted showing that this bitch is an actual lolcow.

Entire thread has been reduced to the equivalent of schoolyard drama.

Hey look if I could shut the little bitch up I would, but if somebody hits me I'm going to hit em back. He's addicted to attention (positive or negative) and I'm addicted to arguing with people so we basically got a chicken and egg scenario here.

If you don't like threads being derailed, tell Ken to put a rush on that block feature lol

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

You keep playing detective, bud. I'm sure you'll "figure out" more stuff about me.

I am conducting interviews with the lads over on OnA and am working to convince the jannies to undelete your Wormkiller account for easier perusing

the pathetic fucking loser you are

The only thing keeping you from having to pack a bindle and join me down by the river is your retard check. That and Mei-Ling's job at the buffet, of course.
Oh if only I could be as cool as a 40 year old non-visiting dad who drinks himself into oblivion every night. Not out of shame or a need for escapism, of course. You're an addict because you're both cool and happy.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

If you don't like threads being derailed, tell Ken to put a rush on that block feature lol

Yeah bro, hold your breath for Kengle creating something from scratch without completely fucking it up. It'll be here the day after the KF General 1.0 is fully restored. It's the same Nigerian "developer" he paid to half ass that project after all

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

@Betelgeuse
Slap fighting goes here

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Oh I get why you're always ranting about @Gargamel and @Vingle being "swishy" faggots. You like that bear-on-bear action, eh Sergeant?

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I am conducting interviews with the lads over on OnA and am working to convince the jannies to undelete your Wormkiller account for easier perusing

You can peruse and interview whatever you like you're going to find the same thing there that you found here: a big old pile of lies. I can't wait until you find out something you think is worth doxing because I can't wait to laugh at you.

The only thing keeping you from having to pack a bindle and join me down by the river is your retard check.

Yeah I don't get one of those but sweet of you to assume so. Jesus Christ dude, you're just not understanding the concept of "literally made up everything about myself"

That and Mei-Ling's job at the buffet, of course.

Who? Oh yeah you think that's her name and her job. Jesus you probably still think I was divorced three times as well. Mei Ling? Really nigga? Yeah I'm dating a girl named after a character in metal gear solid who has the most generic chink job in the history of chink jobs.

Oh if only I could be as cool as a 40 year old non-visiting dad

What kids?

who drinks himself into oblivion every night.

You really can't be that gullible. I can type as articulate and as well as I do in a complete "blackout stupor"

Come on bro. Use your noodle.

Not out of shame or a need for escapism, of course. You're an addict because you're both cool and happy.

The only thing that I'm addicted to is arguing with you because you've already shown your hand and I know that I'm hurting you. And it feels good to hurt you. I don't know why, maybe I'm a sociopath, but I could hear the pain in your voice in those recordings when you were talking to me, and it feels so good to know that deep down inside, I'm hurting you.

Because you deserve it. I don't do it to bring myself up or make myself feel better, I just do it because you're a loser, and it's funny to me that the only thing you're going to do is chase ghosts to try and hurt me back. But you can't hurt me back because I don't care about you. The only reason I can't stop responding to you it's because I know it hurts you. Look at the lengths you're going to... fucking investigative journalism on a glorified subreddit that I lied my ass off on like I do this one? Obsession.

The only information that you can collect is information that was actually given. If all of the information was lie, you can't get anything. But good luck, you're going to hear a FUCKLOAD of insane stories about me because I went buck wild over there for years.

The crazy personality that you've met on this message board is actually me toning it down.