Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I love you, stupid fuck ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ

And I love to love to love ya

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

And I love to love to love ya

But you couldn't pick me out of a line up of spergs if you tried.
ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠•̥⁠`⁠ʔ

 

[Kan]

I’m a pedophile. I’m a pedophile. I’m a pedophile. I suck blood through children’s cocks.

Damn, Tepes. I knew you were a faggot with maggots in your brains, but I didn’t know you’d finally admit to everyone else that you’re this disgusting.

Hopefully, it’s just your fantasies, though.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Damn, Tepes. I knew you were a faggot with maggots in your brains, but I didn’t know you’d finally admit to everyone else that you’re this disgusting.

Hopefully, it’s just your fantasies, though.
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Nice Esham reference with the maggot brain insult.

 

[Kan]

Nice Esham reference with the maggot brain insult.

It wasn’t an Esham reference. At least not intentionally. I just thought of dead corpses and insects. Ugh.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

It wasn’t an Esham reference. At least not intentionally. I just thought of dead corpses and insects. Ugh.

Just when I thought that maybe you had an OUNCE of cool in you you didn't even roll with it.

 

[Kan]

Just when I thought that maybe you had an OUNCE of cool in you you didn't even roll with it.

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Not sorry for being more genuine and honest than you.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Not sorry for being more genuine and honest than you.
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A lot gayer too, gay ass.

 

[Kan]

A lot gayer too, gay ass.

I’m asexual.
If I was gay, I’d rather not be closeted.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I’m asexual.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I love to fuck goats and babies

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I’m an incel.

We know

 

[Crimson Fucker]

It wasn’t an Esham reference. At least not intentionally. I just thought of dead corpses and insects. Ugh.

That's why I keep posting your fap material on your page. If you wanted more maggot corpses you should have asked.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Not sorry for being more genuine and honest than you. I admit I'm a pedozoophile.

Got em

 

[Kan]

I’m sorry for being a pedozoophile

Deez nuts

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I fuck babies

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Your local sex goblin is back. Unbelievable my trip was to your beloved polar opposite of California. I jerked off a few times underwater. Fish kept coming around me so I had to swat them away from my penis. Everytime I thought about beetle juices ex wife, I just started cranking away. I wonder what that bitch looks like in a mono kini. Not as good as Rose though. You ever have post nut clarity? I did. I felt terrible that I'm such a pervert. As my dick was shriveling after a good bust, I really started to question my existence. Oh well. Now say this is rage bait, cringe bait whatever niggers.

Yeah my girl has that effect on people. Ancient Chinese secret. And I've never seen her in a monokini. She does the 2 piece, sometimes with the white trash denim cutoffs over her swimsuit bottoms.

And it's BETELGEUSE. Not Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is the title of the movie because it was more accessible to wide (retarded) audiences. The characters name is Betelgeuse.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Now say this is rage bait, cringe bait whatever niggers.

Sounds like your tiny little shrimp dick was FISH BAIT

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Yeah my girl has that effect on people. Ancient Chinese secret.

And it's BETELGEUSE. Not Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is the title of the movie because it was more accessible to wide (retarded) audiences. The characters name is Betelgeuse.

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@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt it's not letting me post pictures

There was some routine maintenance to clear out some backups this morning. You should be fine now.

 

[Kan]

I fuck fetuses