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They can call me many things, but they'll never call me a
Dude you're REEEEEEEEEEEALLY going all in on trying to make the snake thing stick. That's incredibly pathetic and sad.
I'll tell you when I'm going to do though since I'm a nice guy... I'm going to go ahead and put a little snake icon underneath my name just so you feel like you've accomplished something today okay sweetheart?
And I only want to be the snake if you're going to be the badger
Snake is a known term, specifically meant to describe your petty back stabby behavior. Just like making socks puppets or spamming, I didn't invent it.
And I'm not unbathed. I got a Planet Fitness black card.
I'm tanned, massaged and squeaky clean
Snake is a known term, specifically meant to describe your petty back stabby behavior. Just like making socks puppets or spamming, I didn't invent it.
And I'm not unbathed. I got a Planet Fitness black card.
I'm tanned, massaged and squeaky clean
Cool story bro.
Snake is a known term, specifically meant to describe your petty back stabby behavior. Just like making socks puppets or spamming, I didn't invent it.
And I'm not unbathed. I got a Planet Fitness black card.
I'm tanned, massaged and squeaky clean
Also, "I'm a homeless dude who takes showers at planet fitness" isn't the flex that you think it is, bud.
Tl dr
So vote for this guy if you want him in your wife's bed.
Spreading a satanic death cult that hates the best country in the world that was formed by a pedophile who raped a 9 year old and can't read? Tell us more about how Muhammad sucked on the tongue of little boys. We are all waiting.My ulterior motives are better, anyways.
Religious Discussion (Breakoff from Joshua Moon Megathread)
Why does God allow incest: Why does "God" allow trannies?
I just picture you as Violent J complaining about an over priced fur suit for his daughter when you call people snakes unironically.Snake is a known term, specifically meant to describe your petty back stabby behavior. Just like making socks puppets or spamming, I didn't invent it.
And I'm not unbathed. I got a Planet Fitness black card.
I'm tanned, massaged and squeaky clean
Spreading satanic lies that enable (hypocritical) pedophilia as well as illiteracy, blaspheming God, and slandering Islam? Tell us more about how you’re still a child molesting faggot. We are all waiting, Dalai Lama.
Narrated Aisha: The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became all right, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, "Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck." Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age. (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 234)
Narrated Hisham's father: Khadija died three years before the Prophet departed to Medina. He stayed there for two years or so and then he married 'Aisha when she was a girl of six years of age, and he consumed that marriage when she was nine years old. (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 236)
Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death). (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64; see also Numbers 65 and 88)
Narrated Hisham's father: Khadija died three years before the Prophet departed to Medina. He stayed there for two years or so and then he married 'Aisha when she was a girl of six years of age, and he consumed that marriage when she was nine years old. (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 236)
Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death). (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64; see also Numbers 65 and 88)
Reason: Pedo prophet Muhammad steals a child from a playground and her parents hand her over to molest. I didn't even get to the little boy tongue sucking yet.
The grandsons of Muhammad, Al Hasan and Al Hussain, were young and crying on account of thirst. Muhammad gave them his tongue to suck and thereafter they stopped crying.
–Ash-shifa by Qadi ‘Iyad
It is related that Abu Hurayra said, "I never sae al-Hasan without my eyes overflowing with tears. That is because the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, went out one day and he found me in the mosque. He took my hand and I went along with him. He did not speak to me until we reached the market of Banu Qaynuqa'. He walked around it and looked. Then he left and I left with him until we reached the mosque. He sat down and wrapped himself in his garment. Then he said, 'Where is the little one? Call the little one to me.' Hasan came running and jumped into his lap. Then he put his hand in his beard. Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his mouth in his mouth. Then he said, O Allah, I love him, so love him and the one who loves him!'"
–Ash-shifa by Qadi ‘Iyad
It is related that Abu Hurayra said, "I never sae al-Hasan without my eyes overflowing with tears. That is because the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, went out one day and he found me in the mosque. He took my hand and I went along with him. He did not speak to me until we reached the market of Banu Qaynuqa'. He walked around it and looked. Then he left and I left with him until we reached the mosque. He sat down and wrapped himself in his garment. Then he said, 'Where is the little one? Call the little one to me.' Hasan came running and jumped into his lap. Then he put his hand in his beard. Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his mouth in his mouth. Then he said, O Allah, I love him, so love him and the one who loves him!'"
Reason: Bisexual pedo Muhammad likes to make out with little boys. Looks like they are just like Catholic priests after all.
رأيت رسول الله صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبتهرواه الطبراني و إسناده حسن
I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Husein’s legs apart and kissing his penis.
وَقَالَ جَرِيرُ بْنُ عَبْدِ الْحَمِيدِ ، عَنْ قَابُوسَ ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ ، عَنِ ابْنِ عَبَّاسٍ: أَنّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ " فَرَّجَ بَيْنَ فَخِذَيِّ الْحَسَنِ وَقَبَّلَ زَبِيبَتَهُ " قَابُوسُ : حَسَنُ الْحَدِيثِ
Jarir from Qabus bin Abi Zayban, he from his father, who from Ibn Abbas: I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Hassan’s legs apart and kissing his penis.
وهو أكبر ولد أبويه وقد كان رسول الله (صلى الله عليه وآله) يحبه حباً شديداً حتى كان يقبل زبيبته وهو صغير وربما مص لسانه واعتنقه وداعبه.
Hassan was the eldest one among his siblings and the messenger of Allah loved him so strongly that he used to kiss his penis. And while Hassan was a little boy, that is why he also sucked his penis with his tongue.
وعن الزهري و الأوزاعي لا وضوء على من مس ذكر الصغير لأنه يجوز مسه والنظر إليه وقد روي عن النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم أنه قبل زبيبة الحسن وروي وروي أن النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم مس زبيبة الحسن ولم يتوضأ
According to Imam Zuhri and Imam al-Owza'ii it is not needed to do Wadhu (ritual washing) again after touching the penis of a small boy, and it is also also allowed to see and touch it. And it is narrated from the Messanger of Islam (saw) that he kissed the penis of al-Hassan and he didn't do his Wadhu again.
أنبأ أبو بكر القاضي وأبو سعيد بن أبي عمرو قالا نا أبو العباس محمد بن يعقوب ثنا محمد بن إسحاق ثنا محمد بن عمران حدثني أبي حدثني بن أبي ليلى عن عيسى عن عبد الرحمن بن أبي ليلى قال : كنا عند النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم فجاء الحسن فأقبل يتمرغ عليه فرفع عن قميصه وقبل زبيبته
Abdul Rehman said: We were with the prophet (saw) when Hassan came to him. Then the messanger of Allah lift up his (al Hassan’s) shirt and kissed his penis.
I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Husein’s legs apart and kissing his penis.
وَقَالَ جَرِيرُ بْنُ عَبْدِ الْحَمِيدِ ، عَنْ قَابُوسَ ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ ، عَنِ ابْنِ عَبَّاسٍ: أَنّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ " فَرَّجَ بَيْنَ فَخِذَيِّ الْحَسَنِ وَقَبَّلَ زَبِيبَتَهُ " قَابُوسُ : حَسَنُ الْحَدِيثِ
Jarir from Qabus bin Abi Zayban, he from his father, who from Ibn Abbas: I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Hassan’s legs apart and kissing his penis.
وهو أكبر ولد أبويه وقد كان رسول الله (صلى الله عليه وآله) يحبه حباً شديداً حتى كان يقبل زبيبته وهو صغير وربما مص لسانه واعتنقه وداعبه.
Hassan was the eldest one among his siblings and the messenger of Allah loved him so strongly that he used to kiss his penis. And while Hassan was a little boy, that is why he also sucked his penis with his tongue.
وعن الزهري و الأوزاعي لا وضوء على من مس ذكر الصغير لأنه يجوز مسه والنظر إليه وقد روي عن النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم أنه قبل زبيبة الحسن وروي وروي أن النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم مس زبيبة الحسن ولم يتوضأ
According to Imam Zuhri and Imam al-Owza'ii it is not needed to do Wadhu (ritual washing) again after touching the penis of a small boy, and it is also also allowed to see and touch it. And it is narrated from the Messanger of Islam (saw) that he kissed the penis of al-Hassan and he didn't do his Wadhu again.
أنبأ أبو بكر القاضي وأبو سعيد بن أبي عمرو قالا نا أبو العباس محمد بن يعقوب ثنا محمد بن إسحاق ثنا محمد بن عمران حدثني أبي حدثني بن أبي ليلى عن عيسى عن عبد الرحمن بن أبي ليلى قال : كنا عند النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم فجاء الحسن فأقبل يتمرغ عليه فرفع عن قميصه وقبل زبيبته
Abdul Rehman said: We were with the prophet (saw) when Hassan came to him. Then the messanger of Allah lift up his (al Hassan’s) shirt and kissed his penis.
Reason: Pedo penis kisser Muhammad sucking little boy dick. There are more of these for the Aisha rape, boy kissing, and cock sucking. The worst thing I can do is post your own religious texts and expose it for what it is.
@Crimson Fucker
Those are all universally considered "unreliable" Hadiths at best. Put your fedora away, wife beating cross dresser
Those are all universally considered "unreliable" Hadiths at best. Put your fedora away, wife beating cross dresser
Wrong, all of them are very reliable and have been to Islamic scholars for some time. They only call these ones unreliable because it makes them mad. All the other ones from these sources they spout as fact.
I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Husein’s legs apart and kissing his penis.
Related by Al-Tabarani and it's chain of narration is GOOD
Jarir from Qabus bin Abi Zayban, he from his father, who from Ibn Abbas: I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Hassan’s legs apart and kissing his penis. And Qabus bin Abi Zayban is Good in Hadith
Fake odd opossum doesn't even know where they are from. Big kek
May Allah have mercy on your ignorance, Habibi
Quran intro page
www.skepticsannotatedbible.com
Related by Al-Tabarani and it's chain of narration is GOOD
Jarir from Qabus bin Abi Zayban, he from his father, who from Ibn Abbas: I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Hassan’s legs apart and kissing his penis. And Qabus bin Abi Zayban is Good in Hadith
Fake odd opossum doesn't even know where they are from. Big kek
Reason: Even the less strong Hadith support eachother through multiple claims and other stronger more reliable sources backing them.
Next you'll tell me that Jews believe Jesus is boiling in shit and piss because of some unsupported statements by rabbis 1K years ago just because the wider Talmud mentions them
What's your favorite episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit, r/atheist?
Everybody knows that the prophet Muhammad was a homo who committed beastiality with pigs.
That's why Muslims aren't allowed to eat hogs. They're afraid of committing cannibalism.
