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[Time 4 Guillotines]

Kill yourself neurotypical

 

[Kan]

I'm assuming most of the users of this forum must have only seen an onion in a burger tbh

 

[Gargamel]

I'm not the only nigger out here with socks

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I really need to know this because I'm thinking that this is like an inside joke that I must have missed.

Somebody seriously please fill me in on this one because you all know I really am daft and I constantly fall for @Crimson Fucker "I've lost my belief in God" fucking bait pictures and I know nothing about internet slang after the year 1999.

WHY THE FUCK IS KEN SO OBSESSED WITH NIGERIA???

Does he LIVE there? Is he really an African warlord pretending to be an American? Did he get his mail order bride from one of the less reputable sites that I did and he's fascinated about her mother country? I don't understand this Nigeria joke and it's driving me crazy.

 

[unyuns]

I will fuck the foot pussy

So basically what you're saying is that this guy is a cult leader in the sheets and a shitter in the streets

If it were me I wouldn't have posted a close up shot of a eunuch's stump.

 

[BarnabousRichards]

I hate niggers

 

[Kan]

this webpage will literally stop existing in 2 days because of how vola works I dont care if you spam you dingus just download the files and GTFO

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

I slayed tons of puss with my long passionate speeches about the lack of big anime tiddies in modern gaming.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

/pol/ is just a bunch of edgy brown people schizo posting about political sci-fi

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

still waiting on feet pics

 

[Gargamel]

If I wanted to argue with a Jew that was stupider than me I'd still be married to my first wife.

 

[Gargamel]

Whoa buddy. Weird alcoholic fantasy moment. You should probably sober up and see if the wall dog is still talking to you.

 

[mtil]

I'm not even particularly mentally ill

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

#JustGirlyThings
You get facts that show you to be wrong, as a man, you correct what you believe. Why is this hard for you guys?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Once you know, you Newegg!

 

[unyuns]

"Hanging out with a mentally ill man will end badly for you."
"Fuck you, I do what I want."

But is a cow vagina porn?

No. A cow's udders are not a vagina.

"Back in my day the only tablets that raised us were the stone tablets of the 10 commandments!"

 

[Kan]

no, balloons are a white mans fetish

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I was the perfect example of "asking for it".
Fuck that, I was literally BEGGING for it!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

eat cereal from my asshole

The out of context makes this hilarious in its own way but the context is also hilarious.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

They could have saved her life, but when they tried to pull up a CPR video there were two unskippable ads.

Ok, that's funny as fucked and belongs here.