Michael is so pressed and broken he has become Rachel with how he is using the random text.
I'd say your posts are definitely worthy of the random.txt
Case and point; you got us Blaine. We admit defeat. Spooky and I have been operating for the last 3 years under the radar, if that damn wildcat hadn't tossed his spaghetti so hard, we'd have gotten away with it too.
Who are you talking to in The Guardsmen? Is it The General? Is it Martin? Tell me. I have to know who helped you catch me and Spooky.
@archivist
Can you believe it?
"what you think it means and like it doesn't even show in Google as 'Watchmen'. It is more akin to people watcher or Pervert"
Ohhh no, did I do a BAKA?
"I am convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is an idea guy,"
"So who's gonna be the one to tell Kiwifarms?"
LMAO holy fuck, stop, please, God, I can only get so erect.