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Sarah Jane Smith
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Zero self awareness.
Nektar Geist
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Yeah...
From the What do you think of joshy's voice? thread. Comfy? That's the word you use? Women overwhelmingly find a baritone most comforting (eg Stacy Keach jr). Broom was complaining recently his voice was too tinny.
You know that sound you get, when you rub a balloon, that squeaky sound? That.
From the What do you think of joshy's voice? thread. Comfy? That's the word you use? Women overwhelmingly find a baritone most comforting (eg Stacy Keach jr). Broom was complaining recently his voice was too tinny.
You know that sound you get, when you rub a balloon, that squeaky sound? That.
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youthful_ shannel
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I don't know how tall Null is, but he sounds short.
Fuck, I wish I had it saved but I'm sure somewhere null accidentally let out that he pitches his voice down on stream. He blamed it on a bad microphone that he had to "correct" but I don't think anyone was fooled.
Imagine needing to post process your voice to make people believed you got your big-boy hairs but you still end up sounding like low-T Kermit the Frog.
Chrysler Building
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You hear squeaking when you walk into your living room. Concerned, you search for evidence of rodents because who wants to deal with vermin in the house? Then you realize you left MATI on and it's the sound of Null talking.
ipreferpickles
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Lidl says Nick abuses his wife.
The vocal fry would give it away. Mice don't do that because they aren't interested in emulating the speech patterns of the Kardashians in order to attract men.
youthful_ shannel
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Nick abuses his wife, with that big donkey dick. Null, I mean, Lidl, is coping.
Just average, monogamous, heterosexual, Christian things, which Didl will never experience because he's a closeted far-right gay man, so even gay marriage is out of the question for him.
It's a talking point on KF, as well as the comments section of that Elissa Clips channel, that it was Rekieta who made his wife into a pervert and a drunk like himself, so she would go along with his escapades. Kiwis insist that she doesn't want any of this and is only going along because she's a faithful loyal wife unwillingly submitting to her husband's perversions. Part of the trad-LARP is the idea that women have no personal sexual agency, and only go along with whatever their husband wants. It's never the wife in the relationship initiating anything, or getting the husband to go along with anything she wants him to do.
However, if you've paid close attention to her own comments, it was she herself who was bored with her family life and became a sexual thrill-seeker. As for her plastic surgeries, she openly admitted when those nude pictures got leaked, to being vain and wanting to show off her body because she likes beautiful bodies. Or does Didl really think that vain women are only vain when their husband is around? Does Didl, who claims to be such an expert in women, not know that vain women will sit there dolling themselves up purely for their own vain satisfaction? Does Didl deny that vain women compete with other vain females around them? (This, BTW, is another reason Didl himself isn't a woman and has likely next to no contact with any real women, because if he had ever been around vain women he would know this about them. He would know how competitive vain females are around other vain females, to the point of self-mutilation through surgery.)
She said that she likes getting tattoos because she likes to show off her body, so who inspired whom to get tattoos and become exhibitionistic? Clearly Rekieta is now getting tattoos and showing them off, because his wife was already doing so herself. She was the one who led the charge in that relationship, but all these trad-LARPing Kiwis refuse to believe that married women themselves can become perverts and get their husbands to go along with them, just out of sheer mutual boredom at married life. Ultimately they both wanted this for their marriage, they both wanted to experiment with their sex lives, so blaming the one over the other really serves no purpose other than to reinforce the trad-LARP.
Translation: I only care about my own opinion.
ipreferpickles
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The icky scrotes are totes mad at Lidl bashing the moids, so they're spreading rumors about her to get Null to lay down the banhammer.
Most of the time I don't think that account is da broom , but that npd shit is classic broom
Null will obviously never believe the rumors about himself. Poor kiwis don't even realize their gay ops is for nothing.
Nektar Geist
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Um... lidl talked about self awareness.
If you are the sort of person to obsessively search for (and archive, remember ALWAYS ARCHIVE EVERYTHING) material that disgusts you, and grifter off of wagging your finger at those people... I think I made this point about another Kwiffar... lidl might want to ask (((themselves))) why they simp for a manboy whose ENTIRE SCHTICK is based on obsessively archiving the sickest shit.
lidl, true to Kwiffar, largely Burgerlanders, form has that "Porn is degenerate, have you seen this video of human death?" Just. Like. The. Broom.
You gotta wonder about people who are puritanical about sex, yet like looking at snuff (that's really what it is, let's be honest, any lurkering Kwiffars out there, consider that)... What's that all about? More so, as it's someone "identifying" as a female adult human.
If you are the sort of person to obsessively search for (and archive, remember ALWAYS ARCHIVE EVERYTHING) material that disgusts you, and grifter off of wagging your finger at those people... I think I made this point about another Kwiffar... lidl might want to ask (((themselves))) why they simp for a manboy whose ENTIRE SCHTICK is based on obsessively archiving the sickest shit.
lidl, true to Kwiffar, largely Burgerlanders, form has that "Porn is degenerate, have you seen this video of human death?" Just. Like. The. Broom.
You gotta wonder about people who are puritanical about sex, yet like looking at snuff (that's really what it is, let's be honest, any lurkering Kwiffars out there, consider that)... What's that all about? More so, as it's someone "identifying" as a female adult human.
Hadrada
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Rekieta's thread are weebs, Null or MATI fans none of them has been in a relationship or dated women. When you watch old interactions between Mr and Mrs Rekieta then it's obvious who runs the relationship for an example how she would publicly humilate Nick by talking about how she went 3 times and got her tits groped by a message therapist. This for all of you kiwis is a shittest, do you think she would go back if she wasn't attracted by that guy? If she didn't enjoy the attention? No. All women love attention and validation but there are some that just are hoes and "Lady" Rekieta is clearly a freak. I think its way more likley she convinced Nick of this swinging shit as a way to spice up their dead bedroom and for you kiwis when I say convinced I don't mean that she asked or demanded of Nick directly more then likely she would say something like:
"Oh do you know that couple from our congregation they are swingers what do you think about it?" then based on that response she would continue with "it's way more common then you think" to slowly grind him down. Until he either asks her about it or eventually thought it was his idea.
Would any man worth his salt want travel to some kind of wierd interracial swingers resort or is that the idea of a bored housewife who misses her hoephase? I also think that's why he is drinking himself to death he is way more in to the relationship then she is and can't cope with her wanting other men.
What "conspiracy theory"? You yourself admitted you're a man and didn't even bother to correct anyone in the MATI thread when they addressed you as a man. You just expected everyone to forget your own public admission that you're male when you decided to LARP that you're a woman. And yes, you do have a BDSM fetish and want to be topped by Null, which is why you get off watching Null being aggro and topping others on KF. If only you were aware of your fetish instead of denying it with your stupid prissy trad-LARP. It's very obvious to everyone else you get off on this stuff.
Nektar Geist
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lidl jests... many a true word about (((themselves))). How embarrassing, tho? Touching tips kind of embarrassment?
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