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Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski
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Howdy y'allll just wanted to tell ya I'm gonna be choking my groace little toad later to Becky Gerber's stolen nudes on Keee Weee Farms! She belongs to me now! I'm Christian! And a Dad!!!!
Hyuk Hyuk later on my son's gonna go study Song of Solomon with our Vietnamese priest! If he doesn't get cleaned out then I'll end up having to do it! Woah!
Do you wanna be friends? All mine died from fent overdoses and liver cancer and all the ones that could hold jobs stopped talking to me after I got drunk and hit on their preteen daughters. Doh!As many people has seen in her infamous thread "Ashley's Playhouse", Ashley "AssAids" Hutsell Jankowski may in fact have Mulitple Personality Disorder. But what are these personalities?
Well Onions, in this thread I'll give a brief overview of each of them.
1.Wacky Ashley
This Ashley occurs around 5am-4pm, the usual time when Ashley drinks.
Her posts are along the lines of:
"Your existence is a nightmare and multiple peoples' lives would improve immensely if you died
"
Or when she calls @fnaarf's boyfriend a mentally unwell freak.
Or when she spams @Sailfish face even though her face can't be shown.
This is when Ashley tries to act like a cute, and kooky, 20 year old woman. Unfortunately, that time has passed and instead it seems like the ramblings of horribly abused 40 year old.
She's usually known for lying, being unable to read, and for being a complete asshole.
2.Arrogant Ashley
This Ashley's are along the line of this:
"Actually my grandpa gave me a house because I took care of him in his later years and I hate to bring it up but I'm inheriting well over a milly."
Or the time she gave out her voice.
This Ashley is a bitch. This Ashley must tell everybody about her life. She must tell everyone how she inherited a house or the book she's going to write. She must tell everyone about her art. This Ashley cannot live without telling everybody, because if she doesn't, she'll have to live with the fact she's not even a bit better than any of her stalkers.
3.Sad Brain Ashley
This Ashley posts are usually this:
"Btw you need to make up your mind whether you're dangerous or not. If you don't think it's possible you pushed Marshall to suicide then why are you acting like making a joke to a pack of autistic homophobes has had lasting emotional impact on me lmao."
Or
"You have three days to delete this thread and get these three demonic losers out of my personal life or I'm filing a complaint with the medical board of your state."
This Ashley is the woman is trying, and failing, to do her best. The one who is trapped forever with her other personalities. The one who yearns to be left alone, but can't due to her own neuroses. Please pray for her.
4.Spiteful and Pain Loving Ashley
This Ashley's posts are usually this:
"Yeah all that shit is true. Thanks for posting it again freak."
Or her infamous
"Get raped K ike"
This Ashley loves being in pain and admitting that she can't help herself from coming onto sites that either dox or make fun of her. This Ashley must confront everyone and everything like a rabid dog. Even if you give out your hand in peace, this Ashley will bite it.
5.Passionate Ashley
This Ashley's post can been seen in her thread, circa July-August 2023, as well as in the beginning of her thread.
This Ashley is the one who wants to fight the good fight against the Nazis and homophobes who make fun of her and her beloved China and LGBT. The one who has to tell everybody about mean old Kengle, Nazi Karl, and abused Fnaarf. The one who wants the world to put all the bad guys into their rightfully earned death camps so the "chosen" race can inheirit the earth.
There you go, if anyone has more Ashley personalities, put them down. Love you all!
Me and my buddy Anaiah Carlson are planning to kill a bunch of 11 year old girls so they can be our slaves in the afterlife y'all! Nobody's ever gonna forget that 3,000 dollary dooos he lent somebody! No one!
That doesn't sound like something I would do.
Or this.
And definitely not this.
Jesus Christ came to me in a vision once and told me it's righteous to look at women's nudes they don't want you to have if you really really hate them! Which is good since that's all I wanna do! Hallelujah!
We've reached the end of our time together, Ashley. I thought about writing up an actual farewell post but then I thought, nah. She doesn't deserve the opportunity to turn it into more of her stupid melodrama. I will say this: My religion teaches that no one is beyond redemption, and my personal experiences in life have taught me that even the profoundly damaged can find peace; but as a practical matter, it will never happen for Ashley. Her pattern is too set, her compulsions too strong, her will to fight them nonexistent. Ashley will never be a healthy weight, have social interactions with actual people, do any self-examination, or seek effective treatment for her issues. She will be harassing people, mostly ineffectually, and getting furious until the day she dies. It won't ever get better. She'll never be any happier.
It's fitting, somehow, that the last posts of yours that I'll ever read was an extended rant about trannies and accusing me of focusing on children's genitals and an extended rant about how the world's like, totally going to end. Ashley getting mad and 'defending' people who never asked for her efforts, and a distillation of her overwhelming anxiety. Why do anything when the world's going to die? And it's all the KKKonservatives of AmeriKKKa's fault! Especially you, Karl!
It's fitting, somehow, that the last posts of yours that I'll ever read was an extended rant about trannies and accusing me of focusing on children's genitals and an extended rant about how the world's like, totally going to end. Ashley getting mad and 'defending' people who never asked for her efforts, and a distillation of her overwhelming anxiety. Why do anything when the world's going to die? And it's all the KKKonservatives of AmeriKKKa's fault! Especially you, Karl!
I run my dang car inta a telephone pole in the swamp when i was drunk on stump likker and plum fucked up my rootooter cup! Fuck you!
Getting drunk and texting Fatrick Pig Hoggleson at 8 am and telling him I'm gonna steal his lawnmower. If it's wrong to be this way at 55 I don't wanna be right!!!!!!
My kids saw all my posts on Kiwi farms and asked "daddy, what do all these google results about that place mean". Looks like it's time for the box
I'm getting vibes you were thrown off of Kiwifarms and this is some kind of a test for Onionfarms.
I can't answer basic questions about why a wife or kids would tolerate my smug guiltless attitude or horrific mistreatment of essentially everyone or my snarling racism but the good news is that's because I invented them as a demonstration of how sane I am.
Jesus Christ came to me in a vision once and said only boyfriend-free girls will make it to heaven and everyone else goes to Kiwifarms.
This shit was so fucking bonkers. It's one thing to torment people because sadism feels good, or if you're slightly more self-aware admit harming ambiguously deserving people helps you forget what a drunkard manchild failure you are, and being like the other farms losers and continuing for those selfish and nihilistic reasons, but to say GOD and the UNIVERSE have your back in your petty anti-social behavior and mockery of a suicide is such next level insanity. I guess when you have NPD you become God.
Even as a woman beater Marshall won over Karl bbcause 1) He actually had women to beat irl 2) People actually liked him enough they attended his funeral. 3) He wasn't stuck getting asspats on two far right forums owned by mentally ill pedophiles. Tough luck!
