He wears the mask to hide his chipmunk cheeks and I dare say he's the type of nigga to piss on public toilet seats
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Dark Samurai
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SHA SHA SHA It is I the Dark Samurai reporting in with the newest information on our @Warrior of Light, he has been trying to hack into the emails of Cryin Runn in efforts to find outlines of his own.
Admitting to crimes on the internet is the Ninja way.
Admitting to crimes on the internet is the Ninja way.
no it's da sekduh way
>I was trying to get into his email
>but it just sent it to his phone instead
Holy fucking shit that's funny.
>but it just sent it to his phone instead
Holy fucking shit that's funny.
Nektar Geist
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Doesn't look like he's going to get access to his kid, again. Does it? It's for the best. You don't want a nonce like that around kids. Or any of his fellow discord nonce mates.
The Smiling Bandit
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I hate bryan but he won over ninja! The hydra of darkness grows!!
The Smiling Bandit
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In the winding alleys of Sektur, where shadows danced and whispers echoed, there lived a figure known only as the Smiling Bandit. Some said he was a ghost, others whispered tales of a cunning rogue with a grin as sharp as his wit. But to those who truly knew him, he was a legend—a protector of the people, a thorn in the side of tyranny, and the keeper of many tales, including the one of the King of Pol and the Dark Ninja.
It was a moonlit night when the Bandit sat by the flickering flames of a small campfire, his eyes glinting in the darkness as he began his story.
"Once upon a time, in the land of Sektur, there arose a darkness that threatened to consume all in its path. The Dark Ninja, a shadowy master of deception and despair, had woven his web of terror across the land. None dared to challenge him, for his power was unmatched, and his cruelty knew no bounds.
But amidst the despair, there rose a beacon of hope—a young prince named Pol, whose heart burned with a fire brighter than any flame. With courage in his veins and justice in his heart, Pol rallied the people to his cause, promising to free Sektur from the grip of the Dark Ninja.
The Bandit paused, his eyes gleaming with mischief as he continued.
"Now, the Dark Ninja was no fool. He saw the threat that young Pol posed to his reign of terror, and so he devised a wicked plan to rid himself of this pesky prince once and for all. With his legion of shadow warriors, he ambushed Pol's forces in the dead of night, seeking to crush their rebellion before it could truly begin.
But Pol was no ordinary prince. With cunning tactics and unwavering resolve, he fought back against the darkness, leading his people with a courage that inspired even the most timid of souls. And in the midst of battle, as swords clashed and shadows danced, Pol faced the Dark Ninja himself in a duel that would decide the fate of Sektur."
The Bandit's grin widened as he recounted the climax of the tale.
"The battle raged on, each blow struck with the force of destiny itself. But in the end, it was Pol who emerged victorious, his blade piercing the heart of the Dark Ninja and banishing him from Sektur forever. The people cheered, their voices ringing out like music in the night, for their prince had saved them from the darkness that threatened to consume their home."
As the last embers of the fire died away, the Smiling Bandit leaned back, his eyes twinkling with mischief and mirth.
"And so, the legend of the King of Pol was born—a ruler beloved by his people, a hero who stood against the darkness, and a beacon of hope in a world filled with shadows."
It was a moonlit night when the Bandit sat by the flickering flames of a small campfire, his eyes glinting in the darkness as he began his story.
"Once upon a time, in the land of Sektur, there arose a darkness that threatened to consume all in its path. The Dark Ninja, a shadowy master of deception and despair, had woven his web of terror across the land. None dared to challenge him, for his power was unmatched, and his cruelty knew no bounds.
But amidst the despair, there rose a beacon of hope—a young prince named Pol, whose heart burned with a fire brighter than any flame. With courage in his veins and justice in his heart, Pol rallied the people to his cause, promising to free Sektur from the grip of the Dark Ninja.
The Bandit paused, his eyes gleaming with mischief as he continued.
"Now, the Dark Ninja was no fool. He saw the threat that young Pol posed to his reign of terror, and so he devised a wicked plan to rid himself of this pesky prince once and for all. With his legion of shadow warriors, he ambushed Pol's forces in the dead of night, seeking to crush their rebellion before it could truly begin.
But Pol was no ordinary prince. With cunning tactics and unwavering resolve, he fought back against the darkness, leading his people with a courage that inspired even the most timid of souls. And in the midst of battle, as swords clashed and shadows danced, Pol faced the Dark Ninja himself in a duel that would decide the fate of Sektur."
The Bandit's grin widened as he recounted the climax of the tale.
"The battle raged on, each blow struck with the force of destiny itself. But in the end, it was Pol who emerged victorious, his blade piercing the heart of the Dark Ninja and banishing him from Sektur forever. The people cheered, their voices ringing out like music in the night, for their prince had saved them from the darkness that threatened to consume their home."
As the last embers of the fire died away, the Smiling Bandit leaned back, his eyes twinkling with mischief and mirth.
"And so, the legend of the King of Pol was born—a ruler beloved by his people, a hero who stood against the darkness, and a beacon of hope in a world filled with shadows."
Nektar Geist
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Get a job.
Nektar Geist
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"Already deboonk'd" "Zoom and Rockzo r gone bc of me and a few others" Utter lunacy. And that's why he's not allowed to see the kid.
Nektar Geist
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Seems to have taken awhile... and Dinny doesn't address what the "vile, false and should have never been made" allegations are... can't be about the groomer nonce dincord server he ran... that's not an allegation, that's true... that's why Isaac fucked off and never addressed it. Remember... doing some nonce shit... wife and kid leaving, after CPS investigation...
Dark Samurai
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Oliveoil on Twitter dropped dms proving that ninja shares dms and engages in what ninja defined as "gay ops" against @King Louis XVI just a month ago
@Warrior of Light so ummm do you think @King Louis XVI is happy that you share all the dms he sent you with oliveoil?
How's trying to worm your way back into the bodega going cuz I just checked and I don't see you in there despite you simping in tragics dms.
I'm sure king Louis would love for you to be allowed back into the bodega and will put in a good word for you.
@Warrior of Light so ummm do you think @King Louis XVI is happy that you share all the dms he sent you with oliveoil?
How's trying to worm your way back into the bodega going cuz I just checked and I don't see you in there despite you simping in tragics dms.
I'm sure king Louis would love for you to be allowed back into the bodega and will put in a good word for you.
Ninja did nothing wrong. Muh gay-ops are just troll sessions you feel the need to whine about.
Who cares? She's a dumb skank that wants to catch GRIDs from a bisexual schizophrenic
Dark Samurai
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Agreed
@Warrior of Light which part of trolling @King Louis xiv do you believe is a gay op in your words (while trying to get back into the bodega). Since you described it as such to oliveoil.
Also why are you still talking to Bryan's sloppy seconds? Me and @Azathoth want to know.
@Warrior of Light how many stds have you caught from lusting after Bryan dunns sloppy seconds
Nektar Geist
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... that he hasn't followed up on... Dunnce is laughing at him, and so is Dunnce's sloppys.
He's not a pedophile but you are... that he hasn't followed up on... Dunnce is laughing at him, and so is Dunnce's sloppys.
Warrior of Light
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Lmao why are you crying faggot
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