What is the defining trait that makes a lolcow a lolcow?

[Syrup]

Delusion - I think the defining trait is that they view the world completely differently from others.

What do you guys think?

 

[polonium]

Having their own picture as their avatar

 

[SIGSEGV]

 

[Life is ruff]

Them continuing to do dumb things.
Everyone acts dumb sometimes, but the difference between a normal person and a lolcow is that they do and say dumb stuff constantly.
They never learn or change, either through being a genuine idiot or some form of mental illness, and they never have any self awareness.

 

[Syrup]

They never learn or change

Is Slippin Jimmy a lolcow?

 

[Syrup]

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To be fair being called a lolcow by this site is pretty fucking meaningless. I mean Denmark is considered a lolcow here.

 

[cybertron]

Oh,we have a person of interest tag now. Nice.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I am trying to come up with a precise definition of a lolcow because this term is being overused on KF.

 

[Syrup]

I am trying to come up with a precise definition of a lolcow because this term is being overused on KF.

A lolcow is someone who is unintentionally funny. That is it, It’s not complicated or worth any thought.

 

[Busty O'Queef]

A lolcow is someone who is unintentionally funny. That is it, It’s not complicated or worth any thought.

That definition excludes >90% of alledged 'lolcows' on KF.

 

[Syrup]

That definition excludes >90% of alledged 'lolcows' on KF.

Can we make a rule that anything @Kengle considers a lolcow is automatically not a lolcow? (ie, Mainstream Celebrity’s, African Dictators, Countries)

 

[Ronald Rump]

Getting banned from OF

 

[nil]

A true lolcow isn't just a retard, or a lunatic, or a sociopath. They are an insane sociopathic retard who tell everybody else how much of an insane sociopathic retard they actually are.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

There is a thread on Donald Trump as a career cow. They even label him as the "Chris Chan of Presidents". How is Donald Trump on the same level as CWC?
You may say: A lolcow is someone who can be milked for shits and giggles. However that definition also falls short. Take a look at the Twitter drama between India and Pakistan. It isn't a far stretch to assume they are trolling each other for shits and giggles.

"Lolcows can't be celebrities". I thought this was a cardinal principle. So why does Kayne West have a thread?

 

[Busty O'Queef]

Free @{o}P. Your janitors are drunk with power.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Take a look at the Twitter drama between India and Pakistan. It isn't a far stretch to assume they are trolling each other for shits and giggles.

It's less trolling and more violent hatred. India and Pakistan have been at each other's throats for the past 74 years, vying for complete control over Kashmir. The online slapfights are absolutely hilarious to watch from a distance though, and are absolutely worthy of a subforum.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Free @{o}P. Your janitors are drunk with power.

No.

 

[Larry Bundy Sr]

Pretty much anyone who continually does something repeatedly with a consistently negative outcome, to which you can say "Oh boy, there they go again ?". Its become a broad term that's been stretched to cover everything from very stupid delusional narcissists to pedophiliac predators.

 

[Ether]

Do they produce funny content? That seems like that's pretty much all you need. Look at oP. Sperging out and getting banned. Multiple times. That's pretty funny. He's a lolcow.

That's literally the only standard you need, and it's not a complicated one. If you disagree you're overthinking it.

 

[Jacob Justin Sockness]

My mere existence