Vance vs Walz Debate: A Live Reaction

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I'm bored so I'm watching the vice president debate with the missus.

I'm about 15 minutes in and damn, JD Vance is fucking Walz up so far, despite the debate being held by the propagandists journalists at CBS.

 

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Every time Walz talks he stammers a little and Vance keeps looking at the camera making a "get a load of this nigga" face

 

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Aaaaaaw shit, talking about immigration now. This isn't looking good for Walz right now. 22 minutes in and he's not making any sense and sweating like a whore in confessional.

 

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Vance said some real shit about how these Haitian animals are abusing the system for temporary asylum and they muted his mic lol

 

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Walz making a great point on how retarded Trump's 20% tariff would be. 30 minutes in and he finally hit back with a haymaker.

 

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OOF Vance playing the "this bitch caused inflation for 4 years" card. Good comeback.

 

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Walz out here talking about how many people lost their jobs because of COVID.

Hey dumb fuck, this administration are the ones who shut the country down for 2 years.

 

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Damn Walz is starting to spaz out, this isn't good. Vance keeps hammering the inflation and economy on him. Even the moderator said Americans trust Trump more on the economy.

 

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They're calling Walz out for lying about being at the tiananmen square protests lol

Oh my God what an ASSHOLE, like they weren't going to fact check that. He's just babbling about his trips to China now. My girlfriend is laughing her ass off on the couch

He completely dodged the question about why he lied.

 

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Grilling Vance on him shit talking Trump. He called him the next Hitler lol.

He handled it way better, he just straight up said "I was wrong, I was manipulated by the media, and Trump surprised me"

He even said there was stuff that could have been done better in the first Trump administration. You can tell this dude was in Iraq he is cool as a fucking cucumber.

 

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Uh oh, Roe v Wade. You're fucked now Vance

Oh my God they actually quoted Walz saying he supports abortion at 9 months.

He's dodging like a boxer, rattling off shit about fake ass project 2025 and bringing up those 0.0000001% cases of abortion baby killers always do.

Hitting it to Vance. He handled it as best a Republican could. States rights, let the voters decide the abortion issue in their area.

Vance bring up covid mandates bring up covid mandates bring up the God damn vaccine mandates. Do it, brother.

 

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Walz says about abortion we're pro freedom we're pro-choice.

How the FUCK do you not use that opportunity to bring up the vaccine mandates? You fucking dropped the ball, JD.

 

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"So you want Catholic hospitals to be forced to perform abortions? Because Kamala is trying to sue Catholic hospitals to make nuns perform abortions"

 

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All right back in from commercial.

Going to the gun violence now. Vance says 90% of gun violence is committed with illegal guns. Uses Kamalas open border policy to blame the cartel for bringing the illegal guns in.

GOD DAMN that was slick. He says we can't wave a magic wand to get rid of 300 million guns in this country.

Walz talking about having met Sandy Hook parents and at the same time saying that he and Kamala both own guns. Says we need to do research on gun violence? Bruh, it's mostly "urban" and all whites know that.

They're talking about how Finland has way less gun violence. Yeah dude they have way less negroids.

Holy shit, Vance just hit him with the mental health and URBAN violence being a factor. That's the closest you're ever going to get to hearing a politician saying that almost all gun violence is spook related.

 

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Going to inflation now. God damn CBS, I don't know what's in the water but you guys are motherfucking Walz tonight. I thought it was going to be business as usual and he was going to get thrown softball questions all night.

They basically told him that Kamalas plan to give people $25,000 for a new house and a $10,000 tax credit is retarded. Now he's babbling about Christmas dinner with his mom or some shit.

Over to Vance, he said "we don't want to blame immigrants for housing being so expensive, what we want to do is blame Kamala for letting the immigrants in that made housing so expensive"

Yoooooo this dude is comedy as fuck

They tried to catch Vance with how can you prove that illegals are the reason the housing is so high and he shot back with "we have a federal study and I'd be happy to show that to you and we'll put that up on social media after the debate"

I completely understand why Trump picked this dude as his VP now.

 

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Moving on to health care.

Vance hitting on prescription drugs being cheaper 4 years ago than they are now. He smashed Obamacare and then said Trump could've been a dick and ended Obamacare but he worked with people to help fix it.

This is like the fourth time Walz has brought up that the Mayo clinic is in Minnesota. WE KNOW, DUDE. That doesn't make you an expert in the medical field.

Vance finally hit him with the "you know you people constantly say that Trump would be catastrophic if he was in office but he was already in office for 4 years and everything was cheaper and better"

Again I have to comment on this, Vance just has a face like this: and Walz has one like this:

Dude has a face when he talks like a deer about to get hit by a semi, and he keeps interrupting himself. Like in the middle of a sentence he'll just start saying something different or go "uh uh uh uh"

 

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Boring tax talk. I'm making a root beer float right now.

 

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Talking about "muh insurrection"

Vance hit her with bitch who still cares about that?

Knocking the fuck out of Biden Harris for censorship and other things.

Walz trying to say 140 cops we're beaten on January 6th and several died. I just want to fact check that real quick, nobody died on January 6th. One guy died the next day of an unrelated heart issue.

Vance hit him with Democrats have been denying the results of elections for years, like in 2016 and 2000.

Uuuuuuugh finally the "threat to our democracy" bullshit.

Vance says we should reject censorship. Walz says you can't yell fire in a crowded theater. Vance says trying to get people kicked off Facebook and Twitter is not yelling fire in a crowded theater.

Another commercial break.

 

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My girl got a tremendous kick out of Walz lying about being in tiananmen square. She's convinced he was the guy standing in front of the tank now.

 

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Back from commercial

Closing statements

Walz is up. Thanking everyone. Whining about how democracy matters. Talking about how Taylor Swift and Dick Cheney support Kamala. Ew.

"We all know who Trump is. Vance will stand with Trump. Kamala is a different option"

Wow she picked a hell of a cheerleader. He kissed her ass but he said nothing of substance.