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Pro-athletes' home burglaries may be linked to Diamond District raid: Sources

Investigators said they are looking into whether any suspects involved in recent burglaries of numerous star athletes’ homes are connected to this alleged fencing location.

www.nbcnewyork.com

Believe me I'm not advocating stealing from anybody I'm just saying that if you break into a PROFESSIONAL QUARTERBACKS house to steal his shit, you've got Duke Nukem level balls of steel.

 

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Pro-athletes' home burglaries may be linked to Diamond District raid: Sources

Investigators said they are looking into whether any suspects involved in recent burglaries of numerous star athletes’ homes are connected to this alleged fencing location.

www.nbcnewyork.com

Believe me I'm not advocating stealing from anybody I'm just saying that if you break into a PROFESSIONAL QUARTERBACKS house to steal his shit, you've got Duke Nukem level balls of steel.

Didn't OJ pull something like this where he was stealing back his own memorabilia that he sold?

 

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Didn't OJ pull something like this where he was stealing back his own memorabilia that he sold?

Yeah but OJ stabbed some kike to death and almost cut his wife's fucking HEAD OFF.

He was a six foot one running back and everybody in America knew that he viciously murdered two people.

Now imagine the roles reversed: you're some scrawny ass white boy breaking into some six and a half foot niggers house who has so much money because we make them smash into each other at runaway slave speed until they die of CTE.

FUCK. THAT.

 

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Yeah but OJ stabbed some kike to death and almost cut his wife's fucking HEAD OFF.

He was a six foot one running back and everybody in America knew that he viciously murdered two people.

Now imagine the roles reversed: you're some scrawny ass white boy breaking into some six and a half foot niggers house who has so much money because we make them smash into each other at runaway slave speed until they die of CTE.

FUCK. THAT.

Sounds like a good way to get your head bashed into a wall.
I know it's in New York but it doesn't mean that they're not packing heat. And some of them dudes got legit brain damage they're known to get kind of violent and jumpy.

 

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Sounds like a good way to get your head bashed into a wall.
I know it's in New York but it doesn't mean that they're not packing heat. And some of them dudes got legit brain damage they're known to get kind of violent and jumpy.

That's a common misconception too that people can own guns in New York. They can, the process is just really hard or you have to be grandfathered in.

You can even legally carry here in Chicago, despite the myth you can't. It's TREMENDOUSLY difficult and tedious but Ling has her CCP.

 

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That's a common misconception too that people can own guns in New York. They can, the process is just really hard or you have to be grandfathered in.

It's not like they can't go to New Jersey and forget to mention it. Plus the rules apply differently to people with money and influence in New York.

You can even legally carry here in Chicago, despite the myth you can't. It's TREMENDOUSLY difficult and tedious but Ling has her CCP.

They've loosened up a lot of those laws in Chicago considering you know it's like chiraq in some sections.


But if you're a big name sports star the most likely you got guns in your house.

Especially if you're black

 

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It's not like they can't go to New Jersey and forget to mention it. Plus the rules apply differently to people with money and influence in New York.

They've loosened up a lot of those laws in Chicago considering you know it's like chiraq in some sections.


But if you're a big name sports star the most likely you got guns in your house.

Especially if you're black

By the way that first misconception was that people can't own guns in New York, not can. Typo by my talk to text.

I think it's Chicago, New York City proper (as in the five boroughs) and Los Angeles that are the three hardest places to get a legit gun... but it's possible.

But see like what you said about going to Jersey and forgetting to mention something, now you just crossed state lines with an illegal firearm. You just federally fucked yourself in that scenario.

I've got a buddy doing a five piece right now in Greenville for using his girlfriend as a straw dog at a gun show.

They don't play around when it comes to that gun stuff. I'm not even supposed to TOUCH Lings gun unless her life is being threatened and she can't reach it.

 

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By the way that first misconception was that people can't own guns in New York, not can. Typo by my talk to text.

I think it's Chicago, New York City proper (as in the five boroughs) and Los Angeles that are the three hardest places to get a legit gun... but it's possible.

But see like what you said about going to Jersey and forgetting to mention something, now you just crossed state lines with an illegal firearm. You just federally fucked yourself in that scenario.

I've got a buddy doing a five piece right now in Greenville for using his girlfriend as a straw dog at a gun show.

They don't play around when it comes to that gun stuff. I'm not even supposed to TOUCH Lings gun unless her life is being threatened and she can't reach it.

No shit you don't fuck around with the federal gun laws but that doesn't stop criminals from doing so.
Chicago has some of the highest rates of gun violence well simultaneously having some of the strictest gun laws.

And that reference to New Jersey isn't buying one legally just been a thing that New Jersey's been known for.

 

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No shit you don't fuck around with the federal gun laws but that doesn't stop criminals from doing so.
Chicago has some of the highest rates of gun violence well simultaneously having some of the strictest gun laws.

And that reference to New Jersey isn't buying one legally just been a thing that New Jersey's been known for.

Oh absolutely dude. I can find you 5 different people downtown who will sell you a gun for less than $300.

That's what I hate about gun control people. They pretend they don't understand the fact that when you take away all the legal guns only criminals will have them.

We opened Pandora's box in this country with firearms. We can't close it now.

 

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Oh absolutely dude. I can find you 5 different people downtown who will sell you a gun for less than $300.

I always laugh when you hear about some ghetto gang banger blowing his face off with a homemade nylon zip gun that somebody 3D printed.

That's what I hate about gun control people. They pretend they don't understand the fact that when you take away all the legal guns only criminals will have them.

That's the point gun control laws are not there to protect you from criminals.
It's too prevent legal ownership of firearms.

We opened Pandora's box in this country with firearms. We can't close it now.

It is your god-given right that is inalienable for a reason.
Our founding fathers were smart enough to know that you can't trust the government to protect you. They are the enemy.

 

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You can even legally carry here in Chicago, despite the myth you can't. It's TREMENDOUSLY difficult and tedious but Ling has her CCP.

Ling has her CCP.

Ling... ...CCP.

I see what you did there.