Giving people a place to discuss this outside Kiwifarms, given it's on Tor, and outside of other peoples' OF threads. Below is an archive link of the thread. I will include all main posts in text format with attachments missing. It's incredibly long, autistic, and involves known characters like Elaine. Attempts to screencapture the page failed. I'm not going to bother downloading and uploading hundreds of attachments.
I was going to put this thread in Gossip Central first, but I can't make threads there. This section seems like the next best place so if any mod feels this thread is better placed there than here feel free to move it.
I was going to put this thread in Gossip Central first, but I can't make threads there. This section seems like the next best place so if any mod feels this thread is better placed there than here feel free to move it.
𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓮 𝓢𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓱 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻
𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓭𝓸𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓻
𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓧 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽
In the morning hours of Thursday, April 13, 2023, Joseph Cox of Motherboard published an article about a swatting-for-hire Telegram account that went by the name of Torswats. The article linked several, seemingly otherwise unconnected instances of swattings and bomb threats that have happened over the last few years to the MO of Torswats, that being making false threatening phone calls to law enforcement, specifically with the use of a computer-generated voice.
Outside of the purview of the Motherboard article, however, is the string of swattings that have also been occurring around the Farms, with an apparent focus on “The Sektur”, the sphere of people surrounding the lolcows Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J. Fuentes. Not only have Ralph and Fuentes been swatted themselves a handful of times, but so has James Augustine, Ashton Parks, Andy Pires, Nick Rekieta, Dax Herrera, Tim Pool, Jeremy Hambly, Anthime Gionet (as well as Emmet Sullivan, the judge that was presiding over his J6 case), Brian Holloman, Michael Alberto, Matt Evans, Steven Anderson, Andrew Wilson, Michael Lowry, Matthew Vickers, Harry Morris, Claire Rusche, Daniel Stevens, Joshua Connor, Braxton Bell, Kenneth Engelhardt, Ethan Hatchett, Geoffrey Edevane, various members of Fuentes’s livestreaming platform CozyTV, and likely more I haven't listed. Not only did the majority of these swattings occur during 2022, but interestingly, many of them were also carried out with a computer-generated, text-to-speech voice.
Additionally, the Motherboard article made mention of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene being swatted, also via a computer-generated voice – but what it failed to mention was that the DC police later received another call from someone taking credit for the swat call while claiming to be Farms user and Ralph/Fuentes board mod @AltisticRight, in a very obvious frame-job / attempt to cause issues for Altistic and the forum.
This also isn’t to mention the abnormally large number of swattings and bomb threats targeting one Patrick Tomlinson, a sci-fi author turned lolcow following his declaration of war on a subreddit that was mocking him. Patrick has long since made a career out of feeding his disturbingly dedicated trolls, feeling the need to reply to every Twitter mention, every Facebook comment, and every text message, thereby incentivizing them all (unfortunately including the actual criminals) to continue. And it’s the topic of Tomlinson that brings us back to:
The Torswats Incident
"Torswats / swatsontelegram / fuckpatricktomlinson / TotalKanyeVictory / Dushatar"
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(https://archive.is/hX5Ld) (https://archive.md/XyB7W)
Shortly after the publication of the Motherboard article, Torswats announced he's going on hiatus (from swatting, not from posting) before publicly accusing Patrick Tomlinson of not only using his services to repeatedly swat himself, but also of stiffing Torswats for $250.
Naturally, when word of this accusation made its way to the ONAForums and our very own thread on Patrick, the discussion and speculation absolutely exploded. Was this allegation true? Could the Patposters' rampant theorizing of Patrick swatting himself for sympathy have been correct all along? Or was this a lie from a deep-cover, 24-hour-op trolling god an opportunistic clout-chasing faggot?
Come to think of it, who even is Torswats?
Around a day later, Torswats made a post claiming that an old Telegram @ of theirs had been stolen, for some reason blaming Patrick for its theft?
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@TotalKanyeVictory and "Dushatar" - pretty standout names. Might be smart to keep these in mind for later, who knows?
The next day, ONAForums user Coonskin DMs Torswats to ask him some questions.
Spoiler: DMsIn these messages, Torswats claims to have found both our thread and ONA's threads for the first time on Friday, the day before the DM conversation. He also claims that Patrick's Telegram account was configured with his phone number set to be visible to anybody he's talking with, something @Kinochet Epstein had speculated might be the case a day earlier on Thursday (in his first and only post to the Patrick thread):
Kinochet Epstein said:
Telegram has numbers public by default, maybe Piggy was dumb enough to leave that "feature" on?
Additionally, Coonskin later followed up with some more questions he had asked Torswats:
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In my opinion, the last two of these screenshots completely kill Torswats' credibility - not only is he claiming that Patrick ordered bomb threats to places other than his house, but he's also claiming that Patrick was the originator of the frame-job on AltisticRight. He's claiming that Patrick ordered a swat on a sitting member of fucking Congress in order to frame one of his enemies, and instead of taking the opportunity to smear ONAForums or Quasi - basically his archnemeses at this point - he decides to smear a user that has posted in his thread a grand total of two times. Couple this with Torswats randomly accusing Patrick of stealing his old @ with literally no evidence, I'm just not buying any of this shit at all - he's 100% lying through his fucking teeth.
So what else might he be lying about?
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(https://archive.is/PkLAj)
Hmm, that's weird - @TotalKanyeVictory, an account Torswats had previously claimed was stolen from him, is now acting as his "Unofficial Recordings Archive"? Let's examine these channels a little more:
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(@fuckpatricktomlinson) (swatsontelegram1) (swatontelegram) (torswats) (TotalKanyeVictory)
Say, who's that profile picture of?
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(https://archive.is/TmVPs)
The Lambright Connection
"Jonahgoldberg / Mortenberg Shekelstorm"
Wayne Lambright is a skitzocow livestreamer and 4chan trip-user who lives in a shack in the middle of the desert, whose biggest claims to fame were running for President in 2016 and being laughed at on Mister Metokur's livestreams in 2021. So why would Torswats use him as one of his profile pictures? Well,
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(https://archive.ph/3jiK2)
Interesting - I wonder if there's anything to be gleaned about this from his thread?
naught said:
Found the guy who shills Wayne lambright
A dedicated Wayne Lambright shill on 4chan named Jonahgoldberg?
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(Link)
Hm, what was that about swatting Tim Pool?
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Huh, so this Jonahgoldberg is alleged to have swatted Wayne Lambright and Tim Pool? Given that Torswats has a picture of Lambright as one of his profile pictures, let's take a moment to look into Jonahgoldberg:
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Spoiler: Infographic + Videos(Link)
Apparently Jonah ran a "Project Coomer" Discord server that was astroturfing threads about the coomer meme back in 2019. Anons respond as you'd expect:
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And this one guy... good lord, this really puts the "autistic" in "autistic amounts of detail"
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(Thread 1) (Thread 2)
The sheer amount of autism this one anon channelled into at least 20 fairly in-depth infographics/collages about Jonah's adventures on Discord (many coming to retarded conclusions you'd expect from a /pol/lack but most containing pretty good information) would almost be inspiring if the person who made them wasn't such a fucking dumbass. Unfortunately, all of them are too collectively big to include here as attachments, but they've all been archived on archive.ph, so here's some brief synopses with links to each one. Again, I apologize for the braindead comments most of these have:
Jonah shilling Wayne Lambright + Wayne floating the idea of buying "shekelstorm.com" ("Shekelstorm" was part of Jonah's Twitter display name, MortenbergShekelstorm)
(NSFW) "Dicktopia.com", apparently?
Documentation of Jonah transitioning (lol) the Project Coomer server to a Wayne Lambright shill server
More documentation of Coomer posting, Lambright posting, Jonah's Twitter
Jonah claiming responsibility for some "Daco Roman" troll on /pol/
Wayne (or his trolls) briefly ran a site called CannabisChan.com
(NSFW) Post history of "Darius B Peterson", a gross faggot who Jonah allowed to post several dick pics in his Coomer server
(NSFW) A tranny in Jonah's Coomer server named Mez had the role "Jonah's personal boytoy" :cryblood:
Post history of "Marcel" in the Coomer server (this one's pretty stupid, but whatever, it's there)
Pretty degenerate post history of "SudoryeF", a Siegefag in the Coomer server
Documentation of "HowToGetRich.com", similar situation to CannabisChan.com
Brief rebrand of the Coomer server to "Troomers", server was shilled to trannies
Jonah posted a Hungarian joke a handful of times (???)
Post history of "222", the alleged owner of a site called Tiblar, in the Coomer server
(NSFW) Post history of "Darling", some rando in the Coomer server
(NSFW) Partial post history "Danky", a trannyposter in the Coomer server
Post history of "Maki" + the Coomer server apparently partnering with some tranny group
Jonah's server gets turned into a diaper server
(NSFW) More diaper degeneracy
(SO FUCKING NSFW) Just pure, unadulterated degeneracy. (:_(
As we'll cover later, Jonah would later claim the majority of this avalanche of retarded gayops and fetishistic depravity was for the purpose of assembling a lolcow honeypot - he isn't actually an autistic sex-pest, he just wanted to get all up close and personal with the cows to farm content, that's all!
So in other words, he was only being a depraved pedophile """IRONICALLY"""
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(https://archive.md/aCN7i)
(That's the same Discord server Jonah was shilling on Twitter, btw)
(We know this Twitter is his from the initial Project Coomer infographic above)
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(https://archive.md/Lq17M)
Following what one anon described as Jonah "ragequitting his shill operations", Jonah would choose to focus on engaging with Wayne Lambright on Twitter, with the majority of his archived tweets in 2020 having something to do with him. However, there are a couple exceptions:
In Nick Fuentes's replies, Jonah tells a tranny that he "will never be part of our movements... We will never accept people like you." (emphasis mine)
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(https://archive.md/ebJGY) (https://archive.md/DO36k)
Jonah also pitched a bit of a sizeable fit over some anarchy Discord server having a CP problem, with him alleging that Discord wouldn't report these people to the authorities. Feel free to read his tweets about this in June 2020, but let's focus on one interaction amidst all of this:
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(https://archive.is/FXU3U)
Now, I have no horse in this race, and I have no reason to believe Jonah is lying about or fabricating any of this, but the parallels between JD telling people to post CP, and...
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... struck me as notable, to say the least.
Later still in 2020, Jonah had some hand in putting together a Discord interview with Lambright on The Weekly Daily Show:
naught said:
TheWeeklyShowDaily interview with Wayne Lambright
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Luckily, the show was recorded by the late APC - in between the actual interview with Wayne, which had more of a focus on politics and stuff, there were mentions of Boner Donor, Bread (aka Snacks), Torba, and Jonah:
Arm Pit Cream said:
I clipped the Wayne interview, mostly just jew sperging, Wayne talking about his specific concepts, his religious beliefs and a bunch of people who sound like they have significant mental disabilities speaking. Later on it gets raided resulting in a bunch of people calling Wayne a kike.
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This also wouldn't be the only time Jonah was part of a Lambright showing on Discord:
naught sock account 1 said:
wayne lambright is back.
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(NSFL: STILL FRAMES OF GORE + ANIMAL GORE)
(https://archive.ph/w6nlu)
I have an archive of the full interview, which I'll post if anybody contests the fact that these depraved faggots in the Lambright Council were posting animal gore and kvetching about moralfags:
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Some additional shadiness:
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A month later in Jan. 2021, Jonah apparently briefly shilled a Discord suicide stream on /pol/
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(Link)
And in a coincidental cow crossover in Feb. 2021, Jonah would retweet an account belonging to KaliAcc / Remilia, the group of people behind the Milady Maker NFTs who were outed as running a pro-anorexia cutting cult that groomed several underaged girls over Discord and Twitter.
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(https://archive.is/DvXKi) (https://archive.is/oBYwe)
(Obviously this is less damning than the other items I've highlighted, but I thought it was funny regardless as an actual coincidence - y'know, probably. For more info on KaliAcc, I'd recommend Soph's video on them)
However, in Aug. 2021, Jonah would start retweeting people that were using the hashtag #TwitchDoBetter, including various tweets naming Wayne Lambright as the one "behind the raids" (evidently, Wayne and Jonah had had a bit of a falling out sometime after their last interview). You can even see some discussion in our Wayne thread regarding the use of his name on Twitter:
Rudolf's Friend said:
I heard this guy trolls gay and black twitch streamers, is this true?
Distinguished Toastmaster said:
People were using his name last year around August/September when the #twichdobetter hateraids were happening.
So what's the deal with #TwitchDoBetter?
The TriHard Connection
"Lambright Legion / The Angmarian Collection / The Red King / TwitchSoyBetter"
The above video showcases a number of Twitch raiding campaigns that took place in 2021 as a part of the trashfire that was #TwitchDoBetter, which initially started out as a campaign against Twitch raids, but was quickly co-opted by the raiders (lol). These raids originate from members of the TriHard Community, and while I would highly recommend reading our OP about them, all you really need to know about them is that they're a sphere of (mostly younger) trolls that enjoy raiding Twitch streamers by spamming slurs and sending shock content, and that the majority of them organize themselves on various Discord servers that they call "legions".
I point this out as the format of "________ Legion" is one that is very distinctive of TriHard, and it's interesting that the 4chan post about Jonah swatting Wayne Lambright and Tim Pool was in part addressed to one Lambright Legion...
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...a group that just so happens to also be credited in the following series of Doxbin pastes relating to TwitchDoBetter:
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(Link) (https://archive.md/PKz3w) (all the pastes are archived too)
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A couple things to note:
The Foodistzen shoutout is probably just a shoutout and not a crediting in the same way the Lambright Legion shoutout is, but it does show that someone involved with Lambright Legion has a favorable opinion of the Foodists.
Three of these six pastes are called the "Angmarian Collection". As in, "of or belonging to Angmar", maybe? Like "WitchKingOfAngmar", the user from the Lambright Council server? Food for thought.
The Baked Alaska shoutout is because they doxed him in the paste...
... which is a bit odd, isn't it? Why would Baked Alaska be grouped with a bunch of sensitive tranny Twitch streamers that can't handle seeing the word nigger on their screen? It's two completely different worlds, here - it sticks out.
Given how much it sticks out, and also given the fact that this group of people is alleged to be involved in the serial swattings of at least two other people, I believe it's worth pointing out that this dox, posted on Dec. 26th, 2021, was not only one day after Baked's house was swatted on Christmas, but it was also amidst a series of roughly five other swattings on Baked's house (1) (2) (3) (6) spanning from Nov. 22, 2021 to Jan. 27, 2022 (from what I can tell), with the Christmas swatting being the fifth, and the fourth being unmentioned in Baked's thread (again, from what I'm able to tell).
It's also worth pointing out that not three months later, Baked's associates and coworkers at America First and CozyTV would be the targets of countless, repeated swatting attacks, as would the various streamers within the AF Detractor / "A-Log" crowd, as I've mentioned and outlined in the introduction. This alone is not enough to make any definitive statements, but it is enough to provoke some thoughts, to say the least.
We'll return to this later, but for now, let's get back to Torswats.
The Cowbin Connection
"Wraith"
At the height of the Patrick Tomlinson fiasco, Torswats would post this:
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>this website nobody's ever heard of is awesome!!! not affiliated btw
(shoutouts to Niki on ONAForums for catching this)
This "good doxing website" Cowbin isn't affiliated with Torswats? Like @TotalKanyeVictory was an "unofficial" archive, right? Let's take a look:
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(https://archive.is/https://cowbin.net/*)
So they have the forum format of Kiwi Farms, the verbiage/vibe of Doxbin (calling threads "pastes" + no "where's the funny" barrier for making pastes), and the syntax of /cow/ (greentext and flashy color-changing text). The similarities to /cow/ should be noted, as nowadays /cow/ pretty much just acts as the dumping ground for Webring drama (imageboard stuff) and particularly sketchy Sektur drama (like hacked data or swat calls, though I'm getting ahead of myself).
But what about the people they have threads on? Are there any patterns there to be (((noticed)))?
Well, there's Sektur cows/orbiters (the majority of which have been swatted, HM INTERESTING)...
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But there's also these guys:
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Larsh is such a serial target of TriHard trolls that one of the Legions named in the news articles covering #TwitchDoBetter was Simooligan Legion, and Reed is also one of the few TriHard streamers still trying to even make content, so it's interesting that Torswats is not only connected to TriHard via the Lambright connection, but also by this """unaffiliated""" Cowbin site he promoted.
Also, to solidify the connection between Cowbin and the swattings even further, here's Cowbin being promoted on Soyjak.Party alongside a swat mp3 (with the only reply being to accuse Cowbin of being a Foodist site):
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(https://archive.md/T7dZD)
And of course, following Torswats' shoutout, they have threads on ONA targets too:
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And one last thing on Cowbin for now: the site appears to have gone through two iterations - one before New Years 2023 (starting sometime in or before August 2022), and one after (which is the current one). In what's been archived of the 2022 iteration, there are a couple things to note:
A thread on Dreamybull, the central lolcow of the TriHard-adjacent Thugposting sphere, that does not exist in the 2023 iteration:
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And two threads created by a user named Wraith, a user which does not have any posts in the 2023 iteration, with both of these threads being replaced and deleted, respectively:
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It's interesting that the person to create the initial thread on TheQuartering, someone who has been swatted quite a lot, also created a thread on the top YouTuber, MrBeast - to me, this almost implies that this group could have swatted MrBeast, and the public just never heard about it. However, this is purely speculation on my part.
Now, let's start tying some of this shit together:
Jonahgoldberg
WitchKingOfAngmar
Wraith
Now, where else might the names Jonah, WitchKingOfAngmar, and Wraith all show up together?
scholar benji said:
Steam friends of the right hand of Jonah (wraith aka witchking) before he privated his account.
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If you guessed in our thread about the fucking Buffalo mass shooting, then congratulations! You would be correct!
The Buffalo Connection
"Entropy"
Alright, I'm gonna be real - this shit is confusing and makes no fucking sense. The gist of the situation is:
Spoiler: AutismTL;DR, Jonah's connection to the shooting was actually completely fabricated bullshit spread by an unknown party in a likely attempt to frame him and his group "Entropy" as the groomers of the Buffalo shooter, but a bunch of information/anecdotes about Jonah and his group got posted to /pol/ amidst the confusion, so we'll be covering that. If you want actual information on the Buffalo shooting, I'd recommend our thread on the topic, but if any of you want to peruse the schizophrenia I had to wade through for yourselves, be my guest:
Spoiler: All the Threads
Spoiler: Timeline of Armand Narrative
With the amount of random tidbits that were posted in the /bsg/ threads, it's better to split them up by topic:
Spoiler: Info on Old Servers [DEGENERACY]
Spoiler: Info on Entropy Members [GAYOPS]
>I'm just a random shitposter who used to make lolcow honeypot servers!!!
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(Link)
This is what Jonah has in mind when running a "lolcow honeypot server" btw:
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Spoiler: Video of a retard shoving a hairbrush up his ass(aside from this, of course)
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Jonah explicitly states he is swatting Wayne Lambright:
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Canadian anon says Jonah also goes by "Jonahgoldberg", "Plank", and "Shovel". Another anon says they recognize those names from a Matrix chat called "Niggerchat":
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Jonah jokingly says his name is Braxton Bell and that he lives in Florida:
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Braxton Bell, aka IP2 Zoomer, was the much-maligned Baked Alaska-shilling moderator of the IP2 Network's main forum. A month before this post from Jonah, Bell was swatted following his attempts to FOIA the bodycam recordings of other America First swattings.
A random anon claims Jonah has been visited by the FBI before for prank-calling the inauguration (presumably Joe Biden's):
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Spoiler: Extra Jonah Minutiae
Like I said, this cascade of schizophrenic bullshit is confusing as fuck to parse through, but there are actually a number of things we can take from this:
Jonahgoldberg / Mortenberg Shekelstorm has also gone by the names Kollectivist, Plank, and Shovel, and is likely a member of a groupchat named Niggerchat.
Jonah, after admitting to swatting Wayne Lambright, has inexplicably connected himself to Braxton Bell a month after he was also swatted.
Wraith and Witch-King of Angmar are the same person, meaning Jonah's "right hand" was one of the first five users on Cowbin.
Degeneracy masquerading as ironic humor runs deep with this group of people.
So, let's recap everything we've covered so far:
The Story So Far
this is only the halfway point lmfao
Torswats took credit for swatting Patrick Tomlinson.
One of Torswats' Telegram accounts had a profile picture of Wayne Lambright, a lolcow who has also been swatted several times.
Wayne Lambright's top troll, Jonahgoldberg, admitted to swatting Wayne, and other Lambright trolls have said Jonah was also behind the Tim Pool swattings.
Torswats inexplicably promoted Cowbin, a site associated with the TriHard Community, which Jonah was a part of. Additionally, one of the site's first five members was one of Jonah's associates.
Cowbin was promoted on Soyjak.Party alongside an mp3 of a swat call.
One of Jonah's groups published Baked Alaska's address a) among a series of Doxbin pastes targeting a community completely unrelated to Baked, and b) in the middle of a string of swattings targeting Baked.
Following the swatting campaign targeting only Baked Alaska, dozens of other people around Baked were also targeted by swattings. Many of these people would also receive threads on Cowbin.
Jonah coyly impersonated Braxton Bell (a very obscure online figure) a month after he was swatted, which had been preceded by Bell attempting to ascertain the identity of who had previousluy swatted Baked and others.
Torswats took credit for swatting Marjorie Taylor Greene and framing @AltisticRight, the mod of our two Sektur boards.
I think it's perfectly safe to say that Torswats and Cowbin are very much affiliated with one another, and that both of them are also affiliated in some way with Jonah and/or a modern iteration of his trolling group.
So with all of this ground covered, let's continue.
PART 2 COMING SOON
WE MAXIN' OUT THE CHARACTER COUNT WITH THIS ONE
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