Christory This is what you get from ChrisChanity

[AvonBird35]

We all know about Chris Chan...I mean Christine....I mean Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.

However, "Christ Chan" is creating some of the most brainrot infested videos on youtube I have ever witnessed.

I don't know if any of you have seen the recent videos where Chris is doing singing challenges with (I shit you not) an AI version of himself. This is something that would bring Simon Cowell to suicide.

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

I'm gonna need a Chris-chan cover of Personal Jesus before I consider listening to the other shit.

And some other Religiously coded 80s songs Among Which.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Something something Jesus the first transgender

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

God DAMN that dude is a motherfucking (pun intended) freak.

 

[polonium]

God DAMN that dude is a motherfucking (pun intended) freak.

The cheese has definitely slid off his crackers

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

The cheese has definitely slid off his crackers

Oh that cheese slid off years ago brother

 

[AvonBird35]

Oh that cheese slid off years ago brother

Speaking of cheese, here is some youtube shitposting.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Oh, Josh is a cheese Connor sewer? Then he had better have tried this. Or he's just a poser that should be launched to the moon to be forced to only eat the cheap American cheese it's made out of for the rest of his life.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

They locked him in a room with nothing but a Bible

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

They locked him in a room with nothing but a Bible

Imagine if it had been a different holy text. I kinda want AI to construct the Buddhistchu alternate timeline now.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Imagine if it had been a different holy text. I kinda want AI to construct the Buddhistchu alternate timeline now.

Sonijew alternate universe

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

Sonijew alternate universe

Oiy Vey it's annduh shoahchu.

 

[AvonBird35]

They locked him in a room with nothing but a Bible

Reminds me of this Chris Chan classic:

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Good thing it wasn't the Koran. I don't think this timeline could handle a jihadist Chris Chan.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

So what happened? This guy fucked his elderly mother or something?

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

So what happened? This guy fucked his elderly mother or something?

Man oh man, do I have some alternative universe lore for you... Word of God from the fat man himself, even!

 

[Slaughter]

Imagine if it had been a different holy text. I kinda want AI to construct the Buddhistchu alternate timeline now.

NovelAI could probably do it

 

[AvonBird35]

I wonder if anyone has introduced Chris to Confucianism yet.

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

I wonder if anyone has introduced Chris to Confucianism yet.

God I wish. I'd like to see him butcher and cherry pick every major religion's lore.

 

[DollDoll is verified member.]

So what happened? This guy fucked his elderly mother or something?

theres also the girl who boiled hamsters in his lore..