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Public Figure - Niche Reformed Stoic / Jake Shields

Public figures in internet culture that are predominately seen as part of the cowsphere community

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Jake Shields is a drummer, an author, meme rapper, expert shadow-boxer, porn addicted neet, leader of the wolf gang formerly wasp gang [consisting of himself and his loyal mod], who's only real fren is his cat named Wrinkles,and that is being gangstalked by cybersecurity company Ntrepid in cooperation with the Jesuits. He considers himself something of a philosopher with the moniker "Reformed Stoic" but if a debate doesn't go his way, he will it shut it down, and block the individual , so he always wins by default. He spends his streams inside his house just talking about dumb shit like his philosophies, incel stuff, weird conspiracies, plays video games or drumming. The only thing he can't seem to get is a girlfriend.

Early life
Hailing from Alaska
Born and raised in Kodiak, Alaska. I went to Berklee college of music for 2 years to study drums and film scoring. I dropped out in 2011, played drums in bands and did sessions for 3 years around Boston. Moved to Las Vegas, and started to persue hip-hop, which I had been doing on the DL since 6th grade.
In my spare time I study theology, the occult, ancient civilizations, general metaphysics, and much more. Some of my major influences include MF doom, Tupac, Mos Def, A Tribe Called Quest, Jedi Mind Tricks, and Wu-Tang Clan

In reality his parents [Grant & Rebecca Shields] both successful realtors cut him off so he had to move back home as he could not afford to attend Berklee anymore. He writes a book about drumming since that's all he knew to do. [it was not a success]


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Rally / Lucidhiphop
The next generation of conscious hip-hop [a]

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Jake adopts the moniker Rally and released his "hit" single Go Ahead ft. Drumline. It doesn't pick up the attention he was hoping for. [he does not get "discovered"] . and he just hangs out in his parents vacation home for 3 years with no real developments The video for Go Ahead is the source of his most of his memes and prime Jake in his element .

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Reformed Stoic / Smear God
Jake knew Attila on discord [infamous NSFW IP2 streamer] and that's how he turned up to the original compound and entered the script in late 2019, chat hated him because of his boring extended talks about his views and opinion on the world. life and political views. Always boasting about how high his IQ is, wants to debate everyone and everything. After the compound visit he would stream to 10 viewers. He later in 2020 sniped the RV6 trip in Vegas shortly after the Dope District/Aldy1k incident and had some beef with Baked Alaska and Steel Puma who kicked him out the RV after an hour or so.
The start of the conflict


The macing


Jake is asked to leave but is refusing to go



From this he was put on the ip2.network site, most of his chat is full of people that troll him. Real-German-Andy just memed him into existence. Kept spamming photos of him smearing shit on his chest alongside “SMEAR” captions and eventually one of the mods added him to the network.
Stoic basicly looked like a dude who's name is "SH1TP1G" a gay dude i somehow walked across on the german 4chan clone "pr0gramm" years ago, "SH1TP1G" is a british "bear" gay dude whos into his own shit and does extreme scatporn. then stoic came into the compound in late 2019. stoic back then, had a much bigger beard and almost looked EXACTLY as this "SH1TP1G" dude. so i simply spread some cropped screenshots of his videos around back on saidit in 2020 when there was the first huge lockdown in germany i basicly was sitting 24/7 at home during nothing. i was bored so i made 10-20 shitposts while i was enjoying my quarantine time, also i was drunk. i tend to get creative while drunk. Real German Andy


IP2
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[expert shadowboxing]
He returns home and attempts to take down ip2 by bothering anyone with authority that would listen,. He embraced the attention initially, and then very quickly moved into manic schizo episodes when people started asking about his lifestyle / not working / living off his parents etc. It then devolved into conspiracy theories about IP2 working with the FBI to ruin his life, and has even gone so far as to consider that his own parents might be working for Ntrepid. His one hit banger he made Go Ahead gets remixed by pimping pat as SMEAR GOD 03

He forms a new nemesis with this troll. Pimpin Pat. Later, he has issues with cancelling an order with ubereats which causes him to believe he is being watched by Ubereats and the squirrels in his backyard were agents keeping tabs on him.

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The Ubereats Debacle
HOLY SHIT WE CLIPPING ALL MY NIGGAS SIMPIN AND I WANNA BE BIG PIMPIN , PATS BIG CRINGE , BASED AND CRINGE, HOLY SHIT YOU CRINGING.


The supposed agents tracking him
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He attempts to take down IP2, in turn they dox him. Mcfrosty fellow orbiter streamer on IP2 uses this easily obtainable information and creates a diss track on Jake



The cover he used was made up of his family members, later on he quietly removed it.

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Ntrepid
Ntrepid provides managed attribution technology solutions to support the national security community's online operations. The company focuses of cybersecurity, Stoic believes to this day that the company is working, Ironic as the Executive he singled out Lance Cottrell is a noted privacy advocate and has appeared in dozens of interviews on radio, TV, and in print, as well as speaking at numerous conferences, it got to the point, Cottrell has taken his info down from the public executives section of the site. Jake assumed his mail man was Cottrell in disguise

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He started harassing his new neighbors he assumed was another Ntrepid spy because his gold car caught his attention.

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Stills from Recon Jake conducted
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Confrontation
The Last Frontier
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Eventually after persistent annoyance of local Las Vegas emergency services stop taking his calls altogether, which made him feel unsafe as the hoards of supposed agents gang-stalking was getting to him. He moves back to Kodiak, AK closer to his parents. He immediately lashed out at his mother , and is determined to expose her.

Warhammer [ex-mod] has a falling out doesn't believe in wasp gang anymore and begins to alog him , now only jake and ric perry [his loyal neet mod] are all that remain of wasp wolf gang.

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This was of course after war hammer produces a fake article about Jake
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Local music student and private drum teacher was arrested and booked into custody at 6:50 PM Harrison Ave. Jacob K. Shields a private drum instructor was arrested for indecent and lewd conduct with a male child under the age of 12. Jacob K Shields is currently being held without bail.

Stoic vs Shawn
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@sammyman and @shawnphase - you're both here now, enough cockteasing, we demand either a drum, rap or dxm battle, preferably all 3 at once

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@shawnphase a long time member of the IRL community has a small feud as the both are on Kiwifarms, Stoic was unamused, refused to accept or even answer his challenge, and then proceeded to machine gun post through the IP2 thread moving it 10 pages in 36 hours mostly by himself. Before he switched his name to @sammyman, began to lurk and currently refuses to comment again.


Buying Tessi's Onlyfans...
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The Wolf gang and Rach Gang worlds collide.
Jake Shoots his shot with Tessi. Jake has signed up for Tessi's onlyfans and has sent a video request. Tessi turns up in Stoics chat to expose him. Stoic owns its he is thirstin. Tessi wants him to beg. This went on for over an hour. Desktop flirting. Stoic apologizes he would let Tessi suck his D. Tessi wants Stoic to get on his knees and beg. Stoic would riggidy wreck that shit. The Queen is not impressed she wants to punish Jake for talking shit. Stoic shot himself in the foot, he would of got the vid if he didn't run his mouth.

The Request
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Religulous
[religious + ridiculous]
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Stoic find religion again . In the hopes that it might cure his porn addiction that's gotten so bad hes doing site rips DL as much porn as he can. Jake believes a higher calling might help him find a nice girlfriend. Anyone who attempts to argue him or has an opposing view is banned from participating in his chat. Stoic discovers some in his small town Kodiak [ pop. 10K] know that he streams he challenges his old associate Micheal, and the town Kodiak to a rap or drum battle off. Surprisingly, no one took him up on his offer.

DOB 04 March 1991.
Relatives
Jessica Janet Shields , Abigail V Campbell , Angel Lee Westbrook , Christian S Westbrook
Kodiak locale
1712 Mill Bay Rd, Kodiak, AK 99615
Apt ?? A or B.
Las Vegas locale
2455 Palmera Dr Las Vegas NV 89121
Boston locale
56 Charlesgate E, APT 135 Boston, MA 02215-3623


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Social Media
IG
FB
Bandcamp
Twitch
Youtube 1 2 3

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>he trademarked his internet persona
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Nathan Forsythe's done the same thing lol.
Dunno what it is about that sort of circle of j00tuber that feels the need to patent their brand of gayness.
 
stoic has words for all the incels out there
 
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stoic burns himself cooking
 

The Conspiracy Theory Friend​


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Stoic upped his production values on da podcast
 
REFORMED STOIC REGRETS SPENDING SO MUCH OF HIS LIFE BEING BALD SINCE HIS EARLY 20S LOL SMEARTOBER ALWAYS WINS

reformed stoic is going off tonight
 
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