Petition to change Daniel Lopez's AKA @time4guillotines Avatar to his real picture

[kiwifails]

@Time 4 Guillotines Also known as Daniel Lopez, has publicly posted his real face, and I believe it's time to put it to good use. I am proposing a community vote to determine whether we should update all of his sock accounts and main account to display his authentic image.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I think we should just delete him completely from the website and stop giving him any attention.

He's like a child who thinks any kind of attention regardless of how negative it is, is good attention. Maybe it's just time to move on from this fucking literal BUM.

Daniel Owens, PLEASE get professional help. From a psychiatrist. NOT a psychologist. Believe me the person you talk to is going to need to be able to prescribe you some shit.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

@Time 4 Guillotines Also known as Daniel Lopez, has publicly posted his real face, and I believe it's time to put it to good use. I am proposing a community vote to determine whether we should update all of his sock accounts and main account to display his authentic image.
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I'm going to leave this up to your judgment @kiwifails

 

[kiwifails]

I'm going to leave this up to your judgment @kiwifails

I don't have the ability to change it otherwise I would but if you're okay with it sure

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I don't have the ability to change it otherwise I would but if you're okay with it sure

Run any suspected sock by staff first.

 

[kiwifails]

Run any suspected sock by staff first

Okay because it says
Your full account details are not currently editable?
Wasn't able to do it which is strange because I normally should be able to?

 

[thefrogninja]

I say yes only because that's what was done with Elaine's account.

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Does he intentionally go for the inbred trucker look or was this selfie a gag?

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Does he intentionally go for the inbred trucker look or was this selfie a gag?

Neither would surprise me.

 

[kiwifails]

I say yes only because that's what was done with Elaine's account.


Does he intentionally go for the inbred trucker look or was this selfie a gag?

According to his own head Cannon,
He did this to be ironic when he was working as a carny, because he was not allowed to have a majestic hobo beard.

Which doesn't make any sense, given what most carnies look like.

 

[thefrogninja]

When he says "carny" does he mean carnival janitor?

 

[kiwifails]

When he says "carny" does he mean carnival janitor?

Somebody call the burn ward
I don't think they would trust him around much else.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Somebody call the burn ward
I don't think they would trust him around much else.

Basically a carny can be someone who operates the rides, sells tickets, food prep, helps set up and takes down the exhibition.

 

[kiwifails]

Basically a carny can be someone who operates the rides, sells tickets, food prep, helps set up and takes down the exhibition.

Yeah, I know what a carny is.
I've worked festivals before, and I still do almost every year. It's just funny because the worst job you can get stuck with is trash patrol. Not even being a parking lot attendant sucks that hard.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Basically a carny can be someone who operates the rides, sells tickets, food prep, helps set up and takes down the exhibition.

Most carnys are Romani. I was with one for 6 months. That shit was a trip. I had no idea they still kayfabed, so if you know wrestling speak you can talk secretly with them.

Another fun fact about carnivals: because the rides have to be taken down on a moment's notice you would never ever ever ride those fucking things if you knew how flimsy they were. I'm literally talking like hanging on by a thread.

Yeah, I know what a carny is.
I've worked festivals before, and I still do almost every year. It's just funny because the worst job you can get stuck with is trash patrol. Not even being a parking lot attendant sucks that hard.

Just fuck one. You can help her scout marks at the ring toss.

 

[kiwifails]

Most carnys are Romani. I was with one for 6 months. That shit was a trip. I had no idea they still kayfabed, so if you know wrestling speak you can talk secretly with them.

A lot of them are Mexicans now, though there are still quite a few gypsies who work the circuits.

They have entire crews that rotate seasonally from the West Coast to the East Coast.

I don't do that kind of work anymore, because, frankly, I'm not interested. I just try to hit up the local scene for some quick weekend cash.

Another fun fact about carnivals: because the rides have to be taken down on a moment's notice you would never ever ever ride those fucking things if you knew how flimsy they were. I'm literally talking like hanging on by a thread.

Literally held up with duct tape and chewing gum.

Just fuck one. You can help her scout marks at the ring toss.

No I'm good I don't need any souvenirs.

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

A lot of them are Mexicans now, though there are still quite a few gypsies who work the circuits.

Mine were half Irish half Romanis. They were pretty choice, until she got bored with me. Her brother handed me $300 in severance pay and told me hit the road, Jack.

They have entire crews that rotate seasonally from the West Coast to the East Coast.

I don't do that kind of work anymore, because, frankly, I'm not interested. I just try to hit up the local scene for some quick weekend cash.

Yea I went with them from Phoenix to Macon. It was a wild ride.

Literally held up with duct tape and chewing gum.

Literally ONE nut or bolt drops and you're dead meat.

No I'm good I don't need any souvenirs.

Herpes isn't that bad as long as you take an antiviral medication for it regularly.

Lol we turned a conversation about Daniel Owens into my possible herp status from Gypsy fucking in less than a PAGE.

THATS HOW LITTLE YOU MEAN TO PEOPLE, DANIEL.

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WONDER IF I ACTUALLY GOT A DICK VIRUS FROM A ROMANI WHO DIDN'T SHAVE ANYTHING OR EVEN BATHE REGULARLY.

Smelly gyp pussy is more interesting than you

 

[kiwifails]

Mine were half Irish half Romanis. They were pretty choice, until she got bored with me. Her brother handed me $300 in severance pay and told me hit the road, Jack.



Yea I went with them from Phoenix to Macon. It was a wild ride.



Literally ONE nut or bolt drops and you're dead meat.



Herpes isn't that bad as long as you take an antiviral medication for it regularly.

Lol we turned a conversation about Daniel Owens into my possible herp status from Gypsy fucking in less than a PAGE.

THATS HOW LITTLE YOU MEAN TO PEOPLE, DANIEL.

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WONDER IF I ACTUALLY GOT A DICK VIRUS FROM A ROMANI WHO DIDN'T SHAVE ANYTHING OR EVEN BATHE REGULARLY.

Smelly gyp pussy is more interesting than you

That's because
@Onion Null
Answered the poll and said that yeah we can change his Avatar.
Everything after this is just casual bantz

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

That's because
@Onion Null
Answered the poll and said that yeah we can change his Avatar.
Everything after this is just casual bantz

I like attacking his self esteem though.

He should have never admitted I have the ability to hurt his feelings

 

[kiwifails]

I like attacking his self esteem though.

He should have never admitted I have the ability to hurt his feelings

I thought gingers were soullessness?

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I thought gingers were soullessness?

Will judging by that alleged picture of his genitalia we both know he's dickless.