Penguins / Aptenodytes forsteri/Pygoscelis antarctica

[cybertron]

Where do we begin with this laughingstock of an animal?

Penguins are absolutely funny animals. Imagine a bird that can't fly, instead it just walks funny.
It's also a mascot for the Linux operating system.

Penguin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"In June 2011, an Emperor penguin came ashore on New Zealand's Peka Peka Beach, 3200 km off course on its journey to Antarctica.[93]"

Imagine wanting to go to New Zealand of all countries.

"When emperor penguin mothers lose a chick, they sometimes attempt to "steal" another mother's chick, usually unsuccessfully as other females in the vicinity assist the defending mother in keeping her chick.[73]"
"Penguins have been the subject of many books and films, such as Happy Feet, Surf's Up and The Penguins of Madagascar,"

There's tons of more content. For example what they eat :

"Most penguins feed on krill, fish, squid and other forms of sea life which they catch while swimming underwater."

Squid,yuck. Disgusting.

And according to @Galahad Threepwood they are also sexual deviants:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/adelie-penguin-sex-george-murray-levick

Journal Of Antarctic Explorer Who Witnessed Penguin Debauchery And Lived In An Ice Cave To Be Made Available

Journal Of Antarctic Explorer Who Witnessed Penguin Debauchery And Lived In An Ice Cave To Be Made Available

www.iflscience.com

'Sexual depravity' of penguins that Antarctic scientist dared not reveal

Landmark polar research about the Adélie penguin's sex life by Captain Scott's expedition, deemed too shocking for the public 100 years ago, is unearthed at the Natural History Museum

www.theguardian.com

Straight into horrorcow territory.

Some video content of their crazy antics filmed in their natural habitat:

Spoiler: Dox

Scientific classification
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Aves
Clade:	Austrodyptornithes
Order:	Sphenisciformes Sharpe, 1891
Family:	Spheniscidae Bonaparte, 1831

Where they live :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin#/media/File:penguin_range.png

So they might be the CWC of the animal kingdom. Discuss and add content but: Please no trolling plans such as calling them
in the middle of the night shouting "I AM BATMAN"

 

[polonium]

There are faggot penguins too

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Squid,yuck. Disgusting.

Don't knock it till you try it. Calamari is actually pretty yummy, whether its covered in marinara or fried.

 

[cybertron]

They truly are birds of fail :

 

[Galahad Threepwood]

No mention of how penguins commit so many acts of rape, necrophilia, child abuse, etc., that early ornithologists made their observations in code so that the shocking truths would only be available to the few? And that these observations were so shocking that they were successfully suppressed for a century? Terrible job, OP. Penguins are the Nick Bates of the bird world, and your post should reflect that:

Sources:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/adelie-penguin-sex-george-murray-levick

Journal Of Antarctic Explorer Who Witnessed Penguin Debauchery And Lived In An Ice Cave To Be Made Available

Journal Of Antarctic Explorer Who Witnessed Penguin Debauchery And Lived In An Ice Cave To Be Made Available

www.iflscience.com

'Sexual depravity' of penguins that Antarctic scientist dared not reveal

Landmark polar research about the Adélie penguin's sex life by Captain Scott's expedition, deemed too shocking for the public 100 years ago, is unearthed at the Natural History Museum

www.theguardian.com

 

[Syrup]

They made gentoo into a real thing based

 

[Busty O'Queef]

Penguins are excellent swimmers and hunters. Also giant albino penguins are Lovecraft's most horrifying creation.

 

[cybertron]

No mention of how penguins commit so many acts of rape, necrophilia, child abuse, etc., that early ornithologists made their observations in code so that the shocking truths would only be available to the few? And that these observations were so shocking that they were successfully suppressed for a century? Terrible job, OP. Penguins are the Nick Bates of the bird world, and your post should reflect that:

Sources:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/adelie-penguin-sex-george-murray-levick

Journal Of Antarctic Explorer Who Witnessed Penguin Debauchery And Lived In An Ice Cave To Be Made Available

Journal Of Antarctic Explorer Who Witnessed Penguin Debauchery And Lived In An Ice Cave To Be Made Available

www.iflscience.com

'Sexual depravity' of penguins that Antarctic scientist dared not reveal

Landmark polar research about the Adélie penguin's sex life by Captain Scott's expedition, deemed too shocking for the public 100 years ago, is unearthed at the Natural History Museum

www.theguardian.com

I edited this into the OP.

 

[Need For Sneed]

Scottish Pingu is based af tho.

 

[AVMC]

Stupidest Animals - Penguin Action Figure

How dumb is the penguin? Very. Buy this highly collectible item so you can look at it and laugh at the penguin whenever you want! Penguin is about 3.5 inches tall. Limited Edition. Only 12 available. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

obvious-plant.myshopify.com

 

[nigger_faggot]

Just wanna give one a kick, like a fat black and white football.