Onion Farms legends

[Deleted member 291]

In its long and rich history onion farms has spawned many strange myths and legends. For example legend has it that no man may rate this post winner. Try it if you dare!

 

[Boner Alert]

I posted winner, for I am no man. I am a skellington. Doot.

 

[Dum Cruise]

OP is a fag but thats a fact, not a legend

 

[wtfeasymode]

They say if you receive every possible sticker in five posts in a row you get access to a super secret board that only 2 people know about

 

[Busty O'Queef]

Legend has it that posting bobs and vagene will grant users the power to remove negative stickers. The lore-masters are unclear as to what powers might be gained by posting bussy.

 

[Basil II]

They say Wollfetown Rd. Cherokee, N.C. is an ancient and evil location.

 

[Busty O'Queef]

They say Wollfetown Rd. Cherokee, N.C. is an ancient and evil location.

Supposedly Bearmeat has an account here and posts that copypasta to drive interest in his Indian Den.

 

[Noghoul]

/r/TNOmod and the Reddit HOI4 modding community

Talks big about owning duh gayz, troons, and duh westernerz. But, when push comes to shove and he has his chance to banish troons and westerners from his modding community. KaliphateKommandant comes to their aid in their darkest hour, welcomes them with open arms, and pledges to protect them. No...

kiwifarms.net

Legend has it that if you reply to one of @Gangweedfan's request for spoonfeeding he will reward you with Kiwifarms Good Boy Points, also known as Semper Fi.

 

[naught]

Your mom.

 

[polonium]

They say if you send polonium dick pics he'll tell you how you stack up compared to everyone else

 

[Dum Cruise]

@Vex has revealed to me in private message that he is the leader and founder of Atomwaffen

 

[Noghoul]

They say if you send polonium dick pics he'll tell you how you stack up compared to everyone else

do the dick pics have to be mine or do any dick pics do the trick

 

[Boingotango]

Legend has it that posting bobs and vagene will grant users the power to remove negative stickers. The lore-masters are unclear as to what powers might be gained by posting bussy.

Eh, usually just a backrub.

 

[polonium]

do the dick pics have to be mine or do any dick pics do the trick

If you're that invested in knowing how other dude's dicks compare then go for it