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Far East and Oceania North Korea is Giving Russia Military Assistance in its War Against Ukraine
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2nd army in the world is asking help from fucking North Korea...a country whose people are worse off than Goons in apartheid South Africa.
Actually, this might not be what it seems. I have a feeling that China is actually trying to send arms to Russia and using North Korea to "launder" the weapons, so it doesn't look like it's China supporting Russia. Usually North Korea uses other countries for the sus amogus activity laundering, not the other way around.
Meaning that perhaps North Korea will be supplying Russia with weapons after all. We'll see how they perform. If they end up being actually useful, this is gonna be a big embarrassment to Russian nationalists.
Actually, this might not be what it seems. I have a feeling that China is actually trying to send arms to Russia and using North Korea to "launder" the weapons, so it doesn't look like it's China supporting Russia. Usually North Korea uses other countries for the sus amogus activity laundering, not the other way around.
Meaning that perhaps North Korea will be supplying Russia with weapons after all. We'll see how they perform. If they end up being actually useful, this is gonna be a big embarrassment to Russian nationalists.
The parasites inside their bodies weigh more than the north Koreans themselves. Also they get all their military equipment from acme, the same company coyote use to try and catch road runner. The next resident evil game could just be based off an escaped citizen from there and no one would be able to tell the difference if they just swapped in the character.
North Korea is selling its older stock to Russia. And it wants payment in oil, grain and other commodities. Not Rubles.
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LMAO, you know your currency is little more than monopoly money when even North Korea doesn't want it. I think even some dollars and other desirable foreign currencies (perhaps the Swiss Franc, we all know where everyone launders their money) might be involved here.
On another note, if that means that North Koreans will be merely hungry rather than Auschwitz Jew level of starving, that might not even be a bad thing to happen. But that is one take that is gonna flood this post with rainbow star reacts, seeing the corruption, so I'm not gonna consider it as super likely.
The funny thing about this is Russia has better weapons but it doesn't have a lot of food which is why they are invading Ukraine in the first place aside from the land barrier and other resources they will get out of it. They would be giving what they can't afford to give in exchange for inferior versions of what they already have. If they really want to support Russia they would be supplying troops to put those dust collecing weapons to use. Since as of now besides testing acme brand rocketets they are just keeping them around fro when they decide they can invade south Korea when they feel the president won't do anything, much like China is waiting to do to Taiwan. But then they won't be able to opportunisticly invade their rival if they did so I doubt they even would unless Russia promised them to help their invasion too. Russia's invasion isn't even going well enough to afford splitting up their troops as it is since they are highly incompetent and can be cleared about as fast as they mobilize. This is because it takes them so long to transport troops due to their only infrastructure being easily targeted railways that would do far more than cripple their military (mass civilization death because no resources can be delivered) if it did get cut off.
