Lolcow Rockbusters

[Syrup]

Since i don’t know how long i’m going to be about for can we have a wee game of lolcow rockbusters? i give you a cryptic clue and it makes up a lolcow. Starting with an easy one.

Oh..he’s part of that religion that believes in jesus - CC

Just a bit of fun so no prizes but i’d love to see your own cryptic clues

 

[constant exposure]

Here's a clue: He bites his toenails

Or is that too cryptic?

 

[Syrup]

Here's a clue: He bites his toenails

Or is that too cryptic?

The name is they only thing that matters. The game is based on Karl Pilkington’s legendary Rockbusters.

 

[Deleted member 158]

He's owned a sonic plushie for over 28 years.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

He has, and continues to, do it for free.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He has, and continues to, do it for free.

JustinRPG

 

[Give Her The D]

He has, and continues to, do it for free.

Is he the owner of a forum?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Is he the owner of a forum?

not that I know of. He is, however, a degenerate pokefaggot.

 

[Noghoul]

He's 23 years old.
He used to live in Texas.
He's off his meds.
He lives with his grandparents, which he hates and sometimes thinks about murdering.
His mother is as much of a free loader train wreck as him, he was eventually forced into working
Thus his boss rutinely slaps him with his cock right in the face.
Has a passion for periodism (think of a gayer and balder Tim Pool)
He's a self-described "queer"
He likes Kill la Kill's ryuko matoi.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

He's 23 years old.
He used to live in Texas.
He's off his meds.
He lives with his grandparents, which he hates and sometimes thinks about murdering.
His mother is as much of a free loader train wreck as him, he was eventually forced into working
Thus his boss rutinely slaps him with his cock right in the face.
He's a self-described "queer"
He likes Kill la Kill's ryuko matoi.

this is almost funny, but you keep getting details wrong. My mother's been dead for years.

 

[Noghoul]

this is almost funny, but you keep getting details wrong. My mother's been dead for years.

thanatophilic here, can confirm

 

[The Sauce Boss]

thanatophilic here, can confirm

based and stank-ass grave pussy-pilled.

 

[Dum Cruise]

He's off his meds.

When are you gonna take yours?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

When are you gonna take yours?

when hell, like Texas, freezes over.

 

[Creepy Pig Man]

When are you gonna take yours?

Who are you to judge him? Maybe a psycho-sexual mania is what really makes him feel fulfilled and validated.

 

[Noghoul]

When are you gonna take yours?

Yesterday

Who are you to judge him? Maybe a psycho-sexual mania is what really makes him feel fulfilled and validated.

Why yes, what gave it away? [INSERT PICTURE OF GIGACHAD HERE]