If they're so sad why don't they just have they're internet cut off by the company? I mean shit they could make themselves go the fuck outside that way. Even better get someone to drag them to a nature trail and let them get at one with nature for a week, give them a new perspective on things instead of just dicking around all day online they could go for even a walk alone to clear they're heads.
The woods is all kinds of good, I mean shit even if they can't do it at least there are some tall trees for them to hang themselves on deep in there if it doesn't work out.