Fellow incels, come console me.

[Freya]

I thought of myself as asexual for most of my life. Recently, I've decided to try and loose my virginity and see what all the fuss about sex is about. I mean, maybe I'm just scared of sex not really asexual. Well, I hopped on a dating app called OkCupid and , things are much harder than I originally thought. First, there are all these women in bikinis or showing way too much cleavage. I couldn't stoop to having sex with such scantily clad women, I mean, get some morals, hello? Second, there are all these ugly women. I mean, you don't have to be a 9 or 10 but seriously these people should hide their faces when out in public. Obviously I can't have sex with them. Finally, there are these cute women, usually believe in God, they're pictures are all fully clothed. Sometimes, they only have headshots uploaded. How can I tell if I want to have sex with them if they don't show me their body?

I want to see tits! But all these sluts posting their tits online are whores! All the wholesome girls don't show tits! If I was president, I'd legally mandate all women to walk around naked. I seriously just want pussy!

 

[The Gays From LA]

You gotta listen to Ethan/Laughing Daiymo, incel: "If you want to be loved, be lovable."

 

[Freya]

I read that twice, I still don't understand what he's on about. Incel logic hurts my head.

 

[Freya]

I hate all these women telling men to wash their penis and butt. I seriously can't think of a more gay act than touching a penis, even if it's your own. Touching your penis when peeing can be understandable but really you should leave it uncontrolled to pee where it wants. I can't imagine lubing my hand up with soap to rub up and down my penis. That's fucking gay! I'm not trying to funnel ball sacks like some faggot ass. I've seen plenty of gay porn with some dude who's got is hand shoved his cheeks. I'm not about to reach deep between my cheeks to fucking rub my butt hole with soap. Fuck off with that faggot shit!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I hate all these women telling men to wash their penis and butt. I seriously can't think of a more gay act than touching a penis, even if it's your own. Touching your penis when peeing can be understandable but really you should leave it uncontrolled to pee where it wants. I can't imagine lubing my hand up with soap to rub up and down my penis. That's fucking gay! I'm not trying to funnel ball sacks like some faggot ass. I've seen plenty of gay porn with some dude who's got is hand shoved his cheeks. I'm not about to reach deep between my cheeks to fucking rub my butt hole with soap. Fuck off with that faggot shit!

Where did you get this copy pasta? LMFAO

 

[BurnerAccount333]

You gotta listen to Ethan/Laughing Daiymo, incel: "If you want to be loved, be lovable."

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There are three things I usually tell people who want a girlfriend, which covers every point he tried making.
It has surprisingly worked every time.

• No matter how autistic you are there's a girl out there that is probably worse.
• Be socially experienced enough to not be a complete lunatic.
• Be lucky, and bee yourself.

I read that twice, I still don't understand what he's on about. Incel logic hurts my head.

He's making the following points.

1. Have basic standards that you decide.
2. You have to accept not every person you find will be a perfect being, you have to take the bad with the good.
3. If your politics push away all woman then your politics are to blame, not woman.
   (Basically if you can't find a girl to date when there are literal women that unironically do want their sex to be nothing more than mere breeding stock then probably your politics are to blame.)
4. Just like every other ideological day of rope: The incel revolution won't happen.
5. If you want to be loved just be lovable

 

[Freya]

Where did you get this copy pasta? LMFAO

I made it myself, grammar mistakes and all but feel fee to share it and claim you made it yourself.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I made it myself, grammar mistakes and all but feel fee to share it and claim you made it yourself.

I tried to google it and was worried you were serious when i couldn't find it.

 

[Freya]

I tried to google it and was worried you were serious when i couldn't find it.

What? I mean, I really did make it. I like ironic incel posting to point out their ill ways.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

What? I mean, I really did make it. I like ironic incel posting to point out their ill ways.

I was worried for a second it was unironic. Making copypastas is fine. It's just hard to tell these days because some lolcows are unironically like that, just maybe not those exact words.

 

[Freya]

Any fellow incels thinking about taking the gay pill? Women are always so mean to guys, they don't bring anything to the table except vaginal sex but they rarely put out. Gay guys always seem so happy but it's kinda gay to be gay. IDK

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Next step is "if i can't get a girlfriend maybe i can become the girlfriend" so this is heading dangerously close to the incel to troon pipeline.

 

[BurnerAccount333]

Any fellow incels thinking about taking the gay pill? Women are always so mean to guys, they don't bring anything to the table except vaginal sex but they rarely put out. Gay guys always seem so happy but it's kinda gay to be gay. IDK

Any fellow incels thinking about the trap pill?
You know I was straight for awhile too, I still am, but I decided against dating women because they're all terrible now.
So I started dating a trap.

Every thing I could want from a women I can get from a cute trap, and he can't get pregnant, so I can rail my girlfriend(male) and call him a cute girl because he'll always be more of a woman than actual women.

/pol/ told me this, and /pol/ is always right.
I mean let's just think about it.

1. They can't cook.
2. They can't clean.
3. They're all money obsessed
4. They're inherently evil
5. They're all obsessed with true-crime
6. They're all hags that have a K/D ratio that puts CoD players to shame.
7. They're all emotionally immature
8. They're all ugly
9. All white girls fuck dogs

Really did I even have a choice?

 

[Freya]

Any fellow incels thinking about the trap pill?
You know I was straight for awhile too, I still am, but I decided against dating women because they're all terrible now.
So I started dating a trap.

Every thing I could want from a women I can get from a cute trap, and he can't get pregnant, so I can rail my girlfriend(male) and call him a cute girl because he'll always be more of a woman than actual women.

/pol/ told me this, and /pol/ is always right.
I mean let's just think about it.

1. They can't cook.
2. They can't clean.
3. They're all money obsessed
4. They're inherently evil
5. They're all obsessed with true-crime
6. They're all hags that have a K/D ratio that puts CoD players to shame.
7. They're all emotionally immature
8. They're all ugly
9. All white girls fuck dogs

Really did I even have a choice?

Very strong case you have. I see you're also capable of critical thinking. I do believe a boy or femboy is the best option given the current state of things.

 

[Freya]

Bros, this is bullshit. All these gay guys have super high standards just like women. They won't date a balding, incel manlet like me. I'm not even being hypocritical, I literally have no standards. I'd actually fuck anything with a hole. Why can't I find someone with no standards like me. Fucking bullshit life.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Get a fursuit so all they can see is your dick.

 

[Freya]

Ok, turns out the trans girls are really easy, especially the ones from third world countries or the ones with STDs. I started talking to a cute Filipina trans girl with HIV. Now I just need to figure out how to get enough money to travel there. I only get $30/mo in disability and mommy's tendies cost $26/mo. It's literally going to take me decades to save up enough to fuck my trans gf's bussy.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

bussy