Fecal Retention Therapy / NoCrap General

[Noghoul]

I am on 17 days long streak of fecal retention, so far, I'm feeling lightheaded but closer to the source of all things.
Feel free to ask me anything about fecal retention and the NoCrap Movement in this thread.
The discussion of topics such as one person human centipedes, how I suck cocks, and the Brownpill and any other forms of circular diets are also welcomed, but this thread is mainly about applying Breatharian theory to the NoCrap iniciative (aka holistic Fecal Retention Therapy).

 

[Mario]

When enough fecal mater builds up inside you will you take an Enema, get surgery, or none and pray you don't die?

 

[Noghoul]

When enough fecal mater builds up inside you will you take an Enema, get surgery, or none and pray you don't die?

When enough fecal matter builds up inside your guts you will transcend material reality

 

[Mario]

When enough fecal matter builds up inside your guts you will transcend material reality

So when people told me I was full of shit they were complimenting me? The more you know.

 

[Give Her The D]

I went to look up if this was a real thing and this thread is the second result on DDG. Lmao.

 

[Larry Bundy Sr]

Hope you're still going strong OP. I can't believe I've been just giving away my shits all these years

 

[SIGSEGV]

I've heard about log retention and its benefits last year and recently started practicing(aka NoShit). Here's just a few benefits:

>Increased pelvic muscle strength, leading to better erections
>Extra nutrients extracted from sigmoid colon
>Better blood flow in the pelvic area, leading to better health

I've been letting my log ferment for almost 2 weeks now. Never felt better, never had better erections. If your noodle is limp from the constant porn consumption and cooming this will help you.

 

[Mike Stoklasa Simp]

Remember: shitters are quitters

 

[Noghoul]

Extremely important but controversial idea:
I know this may sound like heresy, but perhaps the key aspect is not trying to retain shit but to accelerate its expulsion from the body. Embracing the non-dualism of the guts and the anus, forming the holy trinity with the blader (potential urine therapy biohack?!)
If you're interested in this here's an extremely informative reading in the matter:

Poop Accelerationism

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for...

polcompball-anarchy.fandom.com

 

[naught]

Of course nool didn't have this video archived

 

[Noghoul]

Of course nool didn't have this video archived

what's this?
Some Earwinson kino or some Guntwinson cringe???

 

[naught]

what's this?
Some Earwinson kino or some Guntwinson cringe???

Earwinson kino.