community shit diaries

[mtil]

I don't want to necro the old toilet thoughts thread, so I've made this one.
Very recently this morning I was drinking coffee when suddenly I needed to make brown. I strained , but not too hard, and fortunately all went well. You see, the day before I only ate candies and a cheese bagel sandwich and totaly forgot to eat my fiber capsules. I feared I would bleed again from my anus. I will only describe the results: each stool looked the same, being thinly sliced, wedge-shaped like steak fries, and of a bright brown of uniform color. The water in the bowl was not at all clouded by my loaf.

Feel free to share, including pictures if necessary.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

being thinly sliced, wedge-shaped like steak fries

This could indicate inflammation in your digestive tract. Do take care of yourself, there's been a general increase in colon cancer

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Poop steak fries

 

[mtil]

I AM TYPING THIS RIGHT NOW FROM THE TOILET AS I SHIT

 

[polonium]

Yesterday I just could not stop farting, even though I didn't really need to take a dump.
Woke up and took an absolutely horrendous shit, haven't farted all day.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Yesterday I just could not stop farting, even though I didn't really need to take a dump.
Woke up and took an absolutely horrendous shit, haven't farted all day.

Well that answers a question I'd wanted to ask

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Something something scat porn

 

[Yandere_Theory]

eat more yogurt

 

[Crimson Fucker]

The scat porn actor after he eats the other scat porn actor's shit and it's crunchy but he remembers he has a peanut allergy.

 

[Yandere_Theory]

The scat porn actor after he eats the other scat porn actor's shit and it's crunchy but he remembers he has a peanut allergy.View attachment 55383

like a snickers!

 

[DollDoll is verified member.]

The scat porn actor after he eats the other scat porn actor's shit and it's crunchy but he remembers he has a peanut allergy.View attachment 55383

then he dies and defecates and the alive scat porn actor gets a meal

 

[mtil]

For as long as I can remember I looked down on long shitters. For me it has always been a rapid action. Unzip, sit down, boom, get back up, done. Mere seconds. Less than taking a piss. No need to wipe, the stool is always hard and compact, nearly fragrence-less, like a perfectly packaged brick of waste fuel removed from some pefectly efficient machine. Imagine spending half an hour sitting on a toilet with your asshole spread opem desperately forcing uneven splurts of fecal matter out of your mangled guts. Imagine marinading in the smell of your own excrement. Imagine needing distractions to take your mind away from the humilating ordeal. Every day. Every single day, sometimes more than once, subjecting oneself to this loathsome ritual. Truly a fate worse than death.