Public Figure - Niche Chris Bores - The Ghost Doctor

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Are any of you fellow onions being haunted by ghosts or things that go bump in the night? Rest assured the ghost doctor will have your back.

Remote House Cleansings to Remove Unwanted Ghosts and Demons. Are you suffering from Spiritual Attacks in your own home?

I can help! I am Chris Bores, the world’s very first Ghost Behaviorist. I have spent years in the field studying the behavior patterns of ghosts to figure out their needs, wants and effective ways to rid them from areas. I have helped many families within the Toledo, Ohio area and now I want to help you. No matter the distance! I call myself the Ghost Doctor because I’ve come up with a revolutionary cleansing ritual that is very effective in clearing living spaces of unwanted energies, ghosts, attachments, demons, etc.

My methods are 100% effective. These cleansings are 100% virtual. They can be performed any time, any place and as often as needed. If you are experiencing nightmares, sleep paralysis, mysterious scratches, whispers or voices, or any other paranormal activity, I will help you rid your home of these parasites. Together we will use my revolutionary rituals to take back your home by raising its vibration and cleansing it once and for all.

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[Bisabo(lol)]

Maybe I'm not haunted because I usually tell anything thumping around past 12am to fuck off and throw something at it.

Or maybe I am the ghost.

 

[polonium]

If you think your room is haunted then you should masturbate. If the ghost is into it then it'll just hang out and let you finish but if it's not then it'll leave.

 

[polonium]

Or maybe I am the ghost.

*unzips pants*

 

[Autischen]

who you gonna call

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Me and my sleep demon are in a relationship so I'm fine.