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Petition to change Daniel Lopez's AKA @time4guillotines Avatar to his real picture

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@Time 4 Guillotines Also known as Daniel Lopez, has publicly posted his real face, and I believe it's time to put it to good use. I am proposing a community vote to determine whether we should update all of his sock accounts and main account to display his authentic image.
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Reason: Hobo loco mofo
I think we should just delete him completely from the website and stop giving him any attention.

He's like a child who thinks any kind of attention regardless of how negative it is, is good attention. Maybe it's just time to move on from this fucking literal BUM.

Daniel Owens, PLEASE get professional help. From a psychiatrist. NOT a psychologist. Believe me the person you talk to is going to need to be able to prescribe you some shit.
 
thefrogninja said:
I say yes only because that's what was done with Elaine's account.


Does he intentionally go for the inbred trucker look or was this selfie a gag?
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According to his own head Cannon,
He did this to be ironic when he was working as a carny, because he was not allowed to have a majestic hobo beard.

Which doesn't make any sense, given what most carnies look like.
 
Onion Null said:
Basically a carny can be someone who operates the rides, sells tickets, food prep, helps set up and takes down the exhibition.
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Yeah, I know what a carny is.
I've worked festivals before, and I still do almost every year. It's just funny because the worst job you can get stuck with is trash patrol. Not even being a parking lot attendant sucks that hard.
 
Onion Null said:
Basically a carny can be someone who operates the rides, sells tickets, food prep, helps set up and takes down the exhibition.
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Most carnys are Romani. I was with one for 6 months. That shit was a trip. I had no idea they still kayfabed, so if you know wrestling speak you can talk secretly with them.

Another fun fact about carnivals: because the rides have to be taken down on a moment's notice you would never ever ever ride those fucking things if you knew how flimsy they were. I'm literally talking like hanging on by a thread.

kiwifails said:
Yeah, I know what a carny is.
I've worked festivals before, and I still do almost every year. It's just funny because the worst job you can get stuck with is trash patrol. Not even being a parking lot attendant sucks that hard.
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Just fuck one. You can help her scout marks at the ring toss.
 
Aqua Teen Hathaway Force said:
Most carnys are Romani. I was with one for 6 months. That shit was a trip. I had no idea they still kayfabed, so if you know wrestling speak you can talk secretly with them.
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A lot of them are Mexicans now, though there are still quite a few gypsies who work the circuits.

They have entire crews that rotate seasonally from the West Coast to the East Coast.

I don't do that kind of work anymore, because, frankly, I'm not interested. I just try to hit up the local scene for some quick weekend cash.
Aqua Teen Hathaway Force said:
Another fun fact about carnivals: because the rides have to be taken down on a moment's notice you would never ever ever ride those fucking things if you knew how flimsy they were. I'm literally talking like hanging on by a thread.
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Literally held up with duct tape and chewing gum.
Aqua Teen Hathaway Force said:
Just fuck one. You can help her scout marks at the ring toss.
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No I'm good I don't need any souvenirs.
 
kiwifails said:
A lot of them are Mexicans now, though there are still quite a few gypsies who work the circuits.
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Mine were half Irish half Romanis. They were pretty choice, until she got bored with me. Her brother handed me $300 in severance pay and told me hit the road, Jack.

kiwifails said:
They have entire crews that rotate seasonally from the West Coast to the East Coast.

I don't do that kind of work anymore, because, frankly, I'm not interested. I just try to hit up the local scene for some quick weekend cash.
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Yea I went with them from Phoenix to Macon. It was a wild ride.

kiwifails said:
Literally held up with duct tape and chewing gum.
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Literally ONE nut or bolt drops and you're dead meat.

kiwifails said:
No I'm good I don't need any souvenirs.
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Herpes isn't that bad as long as you take an antiviral medication for it regularly.

Lol we turned a conversation about Daniel Owens into my possible herp status from Gypsy fucking in less than a PAGE.

THATS HOW LITTLE YOU MEAN TO PEOPLE, DANIEL.

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WONDER IF I ACTUALLY GOT A DICK VIRUS FROM A ROMANI WHO DIDN'T SHAVE ANYTHING OR EVEN BATHE REGULARLY.

Smelly gyp pussy is more interesting than you 😂
 
Aqua Teen Hathaway Force said:
Mine were half Irish half Romanis. They were pretty choice, until she got bored with me. Her brother handed me $300 in severance pay and told me hit the road, Jack.



Yea I went with them from Phoenix to Macon. It was a wild ride.



Literally ONE nut or bolt drops and you're dead meat.



Herpes isn't that bad as long as you take an antiviral medication for it regularly.

Lol we turned a conversation about Daniel Owens into my possible herp status from Gypsy fucking in less than a PAGE.

THATS HOW LITTLE YOU MEAN TO PEOPLE, DANIEL.

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WONDER IF I ACTUALLY GOT A DICK VIRUS FROM A ROMANI WHO DIDN'T SHAVE ANYTHING OR EVEN BATHE REGULARLY.

Smelly gyp pussy is more interesting than you 😂
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That's because
@Onion Null
Answered the poll and said that yeah we can change his Avatar.
Everything after this is just casual bantz
 
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